This Guy Made A Girl Cry So I Fucked With His Food

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I’m a line cook because I have felonies and all the Mexicans took all the good landscaping jobs but that’s another story.

The other night this prick customer made a teenage server (she might be even younger they come in off the boat from Russia hoping to marry middle income Huskie fans) and I made it my business to exact revenge on this guy so I messed with his food.

Shoved his entire raw chicken breast up my ass and then shit it out into a bucket of mayo. Then I threw it on the ground and dropped a few elbow drops on it like Ric Flair. Then I used it to clean the toilets, wash the urinals and dust my ball sack. Then I put it on the grill for a few minutes, sprinkling it with my dandruff until it looked like a fine Parmesan crust.

Then I jacked off on it twice whist watching Gladiator. Then I shoved it up just ass one more time and shit it back onto the plate.

Then I kicked it really fucking good. Like, a lot.

Then I served it to him on Texas toast.

That will show him.
 
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RobBase said:
I’m a line cook because I have felonies and all the Mexicans took all the good landscaping jobs but that’s another story.

The other night this prick customer made a teenage server (she might be even younger they come in off the boat from Russia hoping to marry middle income Huskie fans) and I made it my business to exact revenge on this guy so I messed with his food.

Shoved his entire raw chicken breast up my ass and then shit it out into a bucket of mayo. Then I threw it on the ground and dropped a few elbow drops on it like Ric Flair. Then I used it to clean the toilets, wash the urinals and dust my ball sack. Then I put it on the grill for a few minutes, sprinkling it with my dandruff until it looked like a fine Parmesan crust.

Then I jacked off on it twice whist watching Gladiator. Then I shoved it up just ass one more time and shit it back onto the plate.

Then I kicked it really fucking good. Like, a lot.

Then I served it to him on Texas toast.

That will show him.
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Is this your average Tuesday?
 
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RobBase said:
I’m a line cook because I have felonies and all the Mexicans took all the good landscaping jobs but that’s another story.

The other night this prick customer made a teenage server (she might be even younger they come in off the boat from Russia hoping to marry middle income Huskie fans) and I made it my business to exact revenge on this guy so I messed with his food.

Shoved his entire raw chicken breast up my ass and then shit it out into a bucket of mayo. Then I threw it on the ground and dropped a few elbow drops on it like Ric Flair. Then I used it to clean the toilets, wash the urinals and dust my ball sack. Then I put it on the grill for a few minutes, sprinkling it with my dandruff until it looked like a fine Parmesan crust.

Then I jacked off on it twice whist watching Gladiator. Then I shoved it up just ass one more time and shit it back onto the plate.

Then I kicked it really fucking good. Like, a lot.

Then I served it to him on Texas toast.

That will show him.
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Why would none of this surprise me if legit?
 
RobBase said:
I’m a line cook because I have felonies and all the Mexicans took all the good landscaping jobs but that’s another story.

The other night this prick customer made a teenage server (she might be even younger they come in off the boat from Russia hoping to marry middle income Huskie fans) and I made it my business to exact revenge on this guy so I messed with his food.

Shoved his entire raw chicken breast up my ass and then shit it out into a bucket of mayo. Then I threw it on the ground and dropped a few elbow drops on it like Ric Flair. Then I used it to clean the toilets, wash the urinals and dust my ball sack. Then I put it on the grill for a few minutes, sprinkling it with my dandruff until it looked like a fine Parmesan crust.

Then I jacked off on it twice whist watching Gladiator. Then I shoved it up just ass one more time and shit it back onto the plate.

Then I kicked it really fucking good. Like, a lot.

Then I served it to him on Texas toast.

That will show him.
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