It's Thursdays thread of high 5's, chest bumps, and awkward white guy greetings

Fish said:
Building went up down by the lake just off the interstate years ago. Shielded in secrecy, no one knew what it was. My buddy was doing the plumbing and even he didn't know what it was.
No one knew until it opened. Lions Den, adult accessories shop.
Buddy's boss asked him to drive his own truck there to finish, he said I can't have my business signs parked there the church people won't let me work on their houses anymore.

Then a preacher parked across the road and started filming people who went in there.
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Oh noes! Dildos!
 
People watching in sex shops is some of the best ever.

Sioux Falls had the best patrons, imo.

The CNAs bringing their wheelchair bound clients to them around here all the time is a close second though.
 
RoyMunson said:
are people actually suggesting in 2020 that somebody attach an ugly fucking antenna to their TV to get local channels?
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I'm not saying go full throttle and max out a 300 dollar a month cable package but it seems like if you're making semi decent coin 50 bucks for one of the streaming services is worth it.

Maybe that's just me
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
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I actually think she's pretty hot when she's in shape and done up, and even if she wasn't, she'd get the D just based on my celebrity clause.

As far as being turned off by all the dudes she's presumably banged, I don't worry much about that. I've banged a respectable number of broads and I probably only know the last names of half of them, so I'm not going to pretend to have an accurate accounting of their sexual history. Just wrap that thing up and get after it.

For KK though, I would probably dip my cock and balls into a can of Thompson's Water Seal a few times before we started the festivities.
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You and @williewilliejuan have some strange sexual practices.....
 
gobucks0409 said:
Oh noes! Dildos!
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Heard a guy say "I went in there to check that place out, started down another aisle and bumped into my daughter, she was pretty surprised"

Don't think I would have told that one.
 
stakesarehigh said:
I'm not saying go full throttle and max out a 300 dollar a month cable package but it seems like if you're making semi decent coin 50 bucks for one of the streaming services is worth it.

Maybe that's just me
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Can't imagine being so tied to watching television to buy a cable package.

I get all "meh" about adding ESPN+ to my sling package so I can watch MLS games.
 
stakesarehigh said:
I'm not saying go full throttle and max out a 300 dollar a month cable package but it seems like if you're making semi decent coin 50 bucks for one of the streaming services is worth it.

Maybe that's just me
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That's $50 I could have put towards beer...


I do pay like $125/month for Blue Jackets, though
 
stakesarehigh said:
I'm not saying go full throttle and max out a 300 dollar a month cable package but it seems like if you're making semi decent coin 50 bucks for one of the streaming services is worth it.

Maybe that's just me
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Youtube TV is decently priced and includes locals.
 
Fish said:
Heard a guy say "I went in there to check that place out, started down another aisle and bumped into my daughter, she was pretty surprised"

Don't think I would have told that one.
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Morbidly obese dungeons and dragons dude does laps around the place until there's no one at the register.

Leans in to ask about the truck stop boner pills.

"I'm going to a party tonight and just want a little something in case something happens, ya know? What will do the trick?"


The thought of morbidly obese comic book swinger parties is disgusting, funny and incredible all at the same time.
 
Good morning good people. Well it's October. Time for the start of the Basketball Season and the Hockey...........oh wait. Time for the end of the BB season, NBA wise anyway. Good football weekend coming up. The Cows and the Browns. A titanic clash of mediocrity.

October is really a good month. Not too warm and not too cold. It's not too early to start soaking your Halloween candy in alcohol, so that no one catches the virus. Does a virus mask count as a Halloween mask?

Our dog is getting old. She's acting very confused. Hides under the bed and in corners. I'm worried about her.

Thought for the day: Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what................oh hell, it's been a bad year, ask what the country can do for you.
 
stakesarehigh said:
I'm not saying go full throttle and max out a 300 dollar a month cable package but it seems like if you're making semi decent coin 50 bucks for one of the streaming services is worth it.

Maybe that's just me
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Through AT&T/DirecTV, I get unlimited calls, internet, and the premium channels package for about $215 a month. That includes HBO, Cinemax, Starz, all that shit.

Then we have Netflix, Amazon Prime and Disney+.

That's why I get pissed when motherfuckers at my house rent on demand movies. We're paying plenty for tv/entertainment - we don't need to rent shit too.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Through AT&T/DirecTV, I get unlimited calls, internet, and the premium channels package for about $215 a month. That includes HBO, Cinemax, Starz, all that shit.

Then we have Netflix, Amazon Prime and Disney+.

That's why I get pissed when motherfuckers at my house rent on demand movies. We're paying plenty for tv/entertainment - we don't need to rent shit too.
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By "calls" do you mean cell phone(s)? If so, that's not a bad deal. If not, lollandline
 
Fish said:
There's always a few semis parked there. Truckers need love even if it's solitary.
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along 94 on way to in laws there 2-3 sex shops. All conviently located next to roadside motel/truck stops
 
Fish said:
Building went up down by the lake just off the interstate years ago. Shielded in secrecy, no one knew what it was. My buddy was doing the plumbing and even he didn't know what it was.
No one knew until it opened. Lions Den, adult accessories shop.
Buddy's boss asked him to drive his own truck there to finish, he said I can't have my business signs parked there the church people won't let me work on their houses anymore.

Then a preacher parked across the road and started filming people who went in there.
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I hope someone told preacher to get a life
 
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