tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Leveraged my suave on a hottie in the mall. Damn she was fine! 5'6" 140 +/-, about 45 and no sunburned, wrinkled skin. She dug my class and sophistication. I was totally low key. When I quoted Sartre during the convo, she got wet. I suggested drinks (it was happy hour!!). We hit the cheesecake factory. No happy hour there!! Bitch! Then she wanted to order food but it was before she gave me the signal that there was going to be access. Food? At those prices? No end game in sight. Fuck that shit. I went to the men's room and set the alarm on my cell phone. Just as she was going to signal the waitress over, my alarm went off and I told her I had an important business meeting. Hey, I paid for the drinks, assholes. Then I left. No further investment unless it leads to the honey hole.
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Reads like a novel that has Fabio on the cover.
 
*guy uses machine, stops, steps off it and talks to someone for 15 minutes*

Me: *goes to use it*

Guy: "Oh I'm still using that."

Man fuck you.
 
She has to call me. If I call her right away it's a signal that I'm interested and it gives her the advantage. I'll wait 3 days then call her.
 
Just used door dash for delivery for the first time.

$65 for a 10 inch pizza, a salad and some breadsticks after tips and fees.

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williewilliejuan said:
Don’t let him treat you like a bitch. Look him square in the eye and say “No. You’re done”.
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I was gonna say something, but right behind it I saw another machine that's usually taken open and just say fuck it I'll do that instead.
 
steelerssb said:
I was gonna say something, but right behind it I saw another machine that's usually taken open and just say fuck it I'll do that instead.
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You can’t take that L. When you leave, pull out your dick and rub it on him as you walk out. Mark your territory.
 
williewilliejuan said:
You can’t take that L. When you leave, pull out your dick and rub it on him as you walk out. Mark your territory.
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Believe me, the words were coming out right before I noticed that other one I need. He ended up seeing I was done and offered to work in so it worked out.
 
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