tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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NU_FTW said:
Umm sir the instructions clearly state you gotta buy a 16" long 3/8 bit and drill the hole set for level in your Yard. SMH
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Actually. I had no instructions. It was in a neighbors back yard and they told me If I move it. I can have it.

Straight @Dolerism there
 
I went grocery shopping yesterday and I wish I was home to have sockeye for lunch. Now I have to wait until dinner.

More fuggin’ booshit I am perpetually dealing with. Unbelievable, amirite?!
 
AND I need to restock the boss’s fridge & candy/mint supply. Honestly- who the hell decided I don’t get an intern??
 
So we get this email out of the blue:

"As per compliance, we need an updated user provision for the following individual XX please return as soon as possible"
"TIME SENSITIVE -- DUE June 24th 2022"

Today is the 23rd. Tough luck for you, whomever you are
 
My lunch is time sensitive. Got three minutes to have my ass back upstairs and I don’t think they’ve started making it yet.
 
steelerssb said:
People who bring their kids onto video calls are dorks.
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Total fuckfaces. I don’t give a single sparkly fuck about your weird kid’s macaroni artwork, mkay? I’m just trying to get off of this fucking call.
 
NU_FTW said:
FIFY

dont at @moxie

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moxie said:
Total fuckfaces. I don’t give a single sparkly fuck about your weird kid’s macaroni artwork, mkay? I’m just trying to get off of this fucking call.
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All the kids look the fucking same but people still melt down and goo goo gaa gaa over them.
 
gobigred said:
Waiting for someone to think muted and accidentally say “that is one ugly kid“
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That mute button is gonna get my ass in a sling one day. I have to constantly remind myself to keep the muttering to a minimum…as in- none! Because it’s always something like,
“try again, you fuggin’ dolt!”
“What a retard”
“That’s why nobody likes you”
“That’s because he’s a little bitch”
“Are you retarded or something?”
“How about no?”
Gonna earn my ass a one-way to the unemployment line or worse…HR HELL!!
 
68 degrees, sunny. Chillin on my front porch with a 37 degree glass of perfectly chilled chardonnay.
 
Some clueless chick is calling leaving messages that I need to help her mount a TV. It sure ain't the TV I want to mount. Straight to voicemail...
 
moxie said:
That mute button is gonna get my ass in a sling one day. I have to constantly remind myself to keep the muttering to a minimum…as in- none! Because it’s always something like,
“try again, you fuggin’ dolt!”
“What a retard”
“That’s why nobody likes you”
“That’s because he’s a little bitch”
“Are you retarded or something?”
“How about no?”
Gonna earn my ass a one-way to the unemployment line or worse…HR HELL!!
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You have no idea how many times I have to bite by tongue and not say what I’m thinking with the stupid things middle schoolers do
 
gobigred said:
You have no idea how many times I have to bite by tongue and not say what I’m thinking with the stupid things middle schoolers do
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Hell to the naw! No corporal punishment? Then count me the fuggout!
 
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