Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

I always want more parmesan, but I'm embarrassed 😳
 
Fish said:
Are you cooking jiffy pop in your aquarium?
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Hi Friends. I tried to post last night but I couldn't get it right. Even after sleeping on it still ain't right.
and Always, :director:Peace & Love!:llama:
 
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Okay Friends, it's time for another strong Booze Drink, same as the last time, almost!
Six ounces of 80 proof Bourbon and this time three ounces of 24 proof Coffee Liquor. It was the last of both bottles. I got the Bourbon on Fathers Day.
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Now Mass tomorrow, it's not going to be held Under the Porch. It was decided to Celebrate tomorrow's Mass at the Newly re-built Kitchykoo Park! I'm SO God Damned EXCITED!
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Now this next pic is self-explanatory, it shows the water temperature of 84 degrees.
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And here we have this! John Candy Enjoying Life!
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And look how crowded the parking lot got!
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And the Motorcycles have their own parking lot!
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At Mass tomorrow four new Swimmers will be Christened!
 
Parka said:
Okay Friends, it's time for another strong Booze Drink, same as the last time, almost!
Six ounces of 80 proof Bourbon and this time three ounces of 24 proof Coffee Liquor. It was the last of both bottles. I got the Bourbon on Fathers Day.


Now Mass tomorrow, it's not going to be held Under the Porch. It was decided to Celebrate tomorrow's Mass at the Newly re-built Kitchykoo Park! I'm SO God Damned EXCITED!
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Now this next pic is self-explanatory, it shows the water temperature of 84 degrees.
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I am partial to the old ford trucks.

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Peter Gozintite said:
I am partial to the old ford trucks.

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Me too! The one I used to work out of a bunch was a white '78 F-250. What a reliable sturdy work vehicle! That's why I got one for muh aquarium. I made that ladder rack outta drinking straws! I likey! Because the one I made out of copper wire, I was reminded that copper is corrosive/reactionary when wet.

Is that the truck with the gas tank spare tire? Is it true you use the spare tire to hold extra fuel? That Ain't Average!
 
High Dummies! I'm a Dummy too, High Dummies! High Bishop Two Canes is in a Personal Relationship with Moses!

And it has been known for Centuries that Moses does indeed Pose with Jesus! I Can't wait till Mass at the K-Park! I'm so God Damned Excited!

Okay now, now Please take a close Look at Carrot Cake. That Spicy Son of a Bitch is NOT to be Trusted! He Probably thinks he's in Love! Me Mother Fuckin Too! Dummy!
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Oh Crap! My Strong Booze Drink from last night got the best of me! I'm all Worshipped out plus I got me a hangover hanging!

Not only that but I don't feel like doing Jack Shit today! @Fish said he won't show anyway! How Dare He!

And last Sunday, my Sincerest Apologies for No Mass! So maybe when I'm feeling more Religious later, then we can Celebrate the Christening of My Newest Swimmer!

Until then Kind Friends,

To the Meat LOCKERS!
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Good Morning Friendliest Dummies! I have a ton of news to share! And NO Bad News, NONE Whatsoever!

1. The Religious Ceremony to Christen My Newest Swimmers has bean Scrapped! Instead we will have a Civil Service for the All-Important Christening of My Newest Swimmers, how very appropriate!

2. Yesterday wasn't a total wash as far as production is concerned, however, I STILL feel a tiny bit hungover this fine morning! And Friends, that is NOT Bad News because I kinda like the weird way a filthy hangover can hang on for extra feeling. I will readily admit this though, barfing from a booze mishap is eerily similar to one of my dreaded 'Episodes', that shit make me Laugh!

3. I worked on the shelf/wall project yesterday, the only main thing left to do is install the last two Quarter Columns on the top shelf and that task has been placed on My Bunny!

4. The Kiddie Pools. It has bean decided to Purchase a New & Larger Kiddie Pool! It is a round vinyl 8' diameter 30" tall and it holds 639 gallons! And it only cost $48. And since it wont see any people traffic my hope is that it holds up for a year or two. Those three kiddie pools set up now probably hold about 20 or 30 gallons each and my plants have EXPLODED with growth.

5. Bunny. Me and My Bunny are getting it Right! I think I might be in Love!
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2. Half & Whole. This Swimmer is rather bland on Both sides and he reminds me of Half & Half because she is bland on just one side. I have a low level of health concern for Half & Whole because his right pectoral fin is damaged.
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That is Half & whole above and below is Root Beer Candy.
 
3. Root Beer Candy = RBC. Now this young Swimmer doesn't have the stunning looks of Ryan Day but I believe he will grow into a very attractive goldfish! I love these Bastards like nobodies business!
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And last we have a very special Swimmer. Bunny bought this one! She bought all four new swimmers but I only asked for 2 or 3 calico goldfish and they can be so pretty and they only cost $3 each. Bunny saw a silvery white Butterfly Koi. The 'butterfly' means they have longer flowing fins compared to standard Koi. She cost $15.

She is smallish and I'm also concerned about her health because she just isn't very robust yet. She is eating and she looks like she needs nutrition. My other Koi looked similarly gaunt when I got them only a week or two ago and they have fattened up nicely!

And since this is Bunny's fish she named it. Danarys Targarian. Look how coy she is! She is a Koi after all! (Friendly Shout-Out to @Dole ver 2.0 !)
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Glad to hear things are going well buddy! I’m also glad that you are enjoying the fish tank!

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dbldwn711 said:
Glad to hear things are going well buddy! I’m also glad that you are enjoying the fish tank!

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You Betcha, Padre! It's all I done today so far, just watch my swimmers for hours! They are SO active. They Splash up out of the water whenever they feel like it, sometimes they dart off Super Fast and ALL of them really enjoy swimming against the current from that circulation pump. I'm telling ya, this hobby has consumed my entire being!
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