tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[NU_WTF?]

I’m just trying to sort out the jizz in that scenario.

Lol I never said it was happening

Just get plastic sheets. Hotels are too expensive for that, plus the women will want to eat and hotel food is too expensive.

I wouldn't want some freaks in my house

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'm gonna request fresh towels from now on.

 

[wildturkey]

Wendy's has a key lime pie flavored Fanta and that shit is delicious.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I'm gonna request fresh towels from now on.

Probably the best play

 

[Mofo]

I dread the need to shit in public, I hover and I try not to touch anything except with my shoe if possible obviously tp is with hand

It works better if you use the toilet.

 

[NU_WTF?]

It works better if you use the toilet.

Sorry, public toilet, lol

 

[Handicappers]

I shit in public once...purely by accident.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I just found out the wedding I’m gonna be a part of in September is gonna have 12 groomsmen. What the actual fuck.

Love you buddy, but God damn

 

[gobigred]

I just found out the wedding I’m gonna be a part of in September is gonna have 12 groomsmen. What the actual fuck.

Love you buddy, but God damn

Damn. That’s a massive overkill

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Damn. That’s a massive overkill

He’s the newest member of the friend group, so I’m not gonna know half of them either

 

[gobigred]

He’s the newest member of the friend group, so I’m not gonna know half of them either

I went to one that I think had 8 groomsmen/bridesmaids. Also had mariachi band for beginning of reception and then a different band later too (I think remember this right). Anyways they are divorced.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I went to one that I think had 8 groomsmen/bridesmaids. Also had mariachi band for beginning of reception and then a different band later too (I think remember this right). Anyways they are divorced.

This should be my last one until the second marriages start happening. Hopefully the second times around will just be everyone getting hammered in somebody’s back yard

 

[gobigred]

This should be my last one until the second marriages start happening. Hopefully the second times around will just be everyone getting hammered in somebody’s back yard

Or Till the day some poor woman married you

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Or Till the day some poor woman married you

If that ever happens, and I have my day so, it’ll be a courthouse wedding with an epic reception.

But get this. We’re all gonna have our own walk up music when we’re introduced, apparently separate from the bridesmaids like a batter coming to the plate. I picked the opening to “Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train”

 

[tabascojet]

Redneck nuptials.

I hope someone picked crazy train intro.

 

[Hu War Yu]

LOL at sorority girl wedding parties.

I was once in a group of 8 groomsmen, but there were only 6 bridesmaids. I had to walk out with the 7th dude, so we locked arms just like the rest of the party and marched out in goose step

 

[gobigred]

LOL at sorority girl wedding parties.

I was once in a group of 8 groomsmen, but there were only 6 bridesmaids. I had to walk out with the 7th dude, so we locked arms just like the rest of the party and marched out in goose step

 

[Hu War Yu]

It made us quite popular at the reception

 

[NU_WTF?]

Pffffffffffffffffffft

 

[NU_WTF?]

I just found out the wedding I’m gonna be a part of in September is gonna have 12 groomsmen. What the actual fuck.

Love you buddy, but God damn

He's a social butterfly, let him flap his wings. Or his lady has too many bridesmaids and they have to be even so there's where your invite came into play