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Star Wars is dead to me. I stopped watching after Return of the Jedi. It got sillier, sillier and sillier.
Series purists are turds, quit being such a nerd
 
Okay - so I don't want to go into the office tomorrow or friday, but the expectation is that I do. How does this sound:

"I have a sniffle. I took a covid test and it's negative, but I was around a lot of people over the weekend so out of an abundance of caution, I'm going to stay home for a few days just in case."

It really gives me a lady boner to say "out of an abundance of caution" because that's all I feel like I've heard in the last 2+ years and I like throwing it in their abundant faces.
 
Okay - so I don't want to go into the office tomorrow or friday, but the expectation is that I do. How does this sound:

"I have a sniffle. I took a covid test and it's negative, but I was around a lot of people over the weekend so out of an abundance of caution, I'm going to stay home for a few days just in case."

It really gives me a lady boner to say "out of an abundance of caution" because that's all I feel like I've heard in the last 2+ years and I like throwing it in their abundant faces.

Stop it. Suck it up and go in both days.
 
Okay - so I don't want to go into the office tomorrow or friday, but the expectation is that I do. How does this sound:

"I have a sniffle. I took a covid test and it's negative, but I was around a lot of people over the weekend so out of an abundance of caution, I'm going to stay home for a few days just in case."

It really gives me a lady boner to say "out of an abundance of caution" because that's all I feel like I've heard in the last 2+ years and I like throwing it in their abundant faces.

Drop all your work outfits off at the dry cleaners. You may have to posture and pose at the office for a while.

Think about cutting your hair shorter to save the hair expenses.
 
Stop it. Suck it up and go in both days.
I was there every day last week and twice this week and he didn’t come in because he threw his back out! He owes me two days!
 
And another thing! I’m doing two jobs right now and wasting several work hours a day by having to getting ready every morning, not to mention the time wasted commuting back & forth to the office! Do you know how many meetings, calls, expense reports and PO’s I could knock out in that time?! Dis booshit, yo!
 
I got some Crayola band-aids and had to use one today. The color is Timberwolf. WTF? Just say gray (or grey if you nasty).
 
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