tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Inquisitor]

Aaron Rodgers never had to learn to love himself.

He was born loving himself.

Exhibit A

“To me, one of the core tenets of your mental health is that self-love,” Rodgers said. “That’s what ayahuasca did for me, was help me see how to unconditionally love myself. It’s only in that unconditional self love, that then I’m able to truly be able to unconditionally love others. And what better way to work on my mental health than to have an experience like that?”

It was the shortest journey ever.

 

[Dolemite censored]

NFL HOF Game tonight!!!

Football is back!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Exhibit A

“To me, one of the core tenets of your mental health is that self-love,” Rodgers said. “That’s what ayahuasca did for me, was help me see how to unconditionally love myself. It’s only in that unconditional self love, that then I’m able to truly be able to unconditionally love others. And what better way to work on my mental health than to have an experience like that?”

It was the shortest journey ever.

An unconditionally arrogant prick.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I can’t wear tight shit

Uh, don't you weigh 300 pounds?

 

[Inquisitor]

NFL HOF Game tonight!!!

Football is back!

I don't consider football back until the start of the regular season anymore.

It's too full of prima donnas afraid to break a nail now.

 

[Dolemite censored]

It's too full of prima donnas afraid to break a nail bone now.

Fixed.

 

[gobigred]

Uh, don't you weigh 300 pounds?

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I’m sure that gets you excited about @huskers1217

 

[Dolemite censored]

Florida pair arrested for filming sexual acts with their dog

Christina Calello “willingly engaged in sexual activity with the dog on multiple occasions” over the course of roughly eight years.

nypost.com

 

[steelerssb]

Great idea eating a bunch of prunes the day the water gets shut off for a few hours

 

[Dolemite censored]

I’m sure that gets you excited about @huskers1217

Go do your LGBTQIA+ lesson plans, moron.

 

[gobigred]

Go do your LGBTQIA+ lesson plans, moron.

Don’t do anything with that. I don’t like in stupid libtard state like you

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Don’t do anything with that. I don’t like in stupid libtard state like you

 

[Dolemite censored]

Go eat a huge plate of glutinous pasta.

 

[moxie]

Happy to report that maxie was being nice last weekend…I just opened the compact I had in my weekend purse and there were my fake lashes, perfectly stuck to the mirror

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Happy to report that maxie was being nice last weekend…I just opened the compact I had in my weekend purse and there were my fake lashes, perfectly stuck to the mirror

Those things look stupid

 

[williewilliejuan]

Florida pair arrested for filming sexual acts with their dog

Christina Calello “willingly engaged in sexual activity with the dog on multiple occasions” over the course of roughly eight years.

nypost.com

Two things:

1.) I like Matt Gaetz’s new haircut
2.) Gotta love a gal who’s down to experiment. Would

 

[Hu War Yu]

Got me a big glass of cold water full of watermelon cubes

Take note, @Illustrious Potentate

 

[Hu War Yu]

My #2 guy: "Hey Bosszilla and Hu, I think we should create a sharepoint for our department
Me: Great idea, let's roll
Bosszilla: sure I guess so, what is it?
#2 guy: <explains it very well>
Bosszilla: Okay then.

Bosszilla, 15 minutes later: What is this? I just got this in my inbox, what's it about?

It was the invite to join the group

 

[Dolemite censored]

2.) Gotta love a gal who’s down to experiment. Would

She's definitely into doggie style...

 

[Dolemite censored]

My #2 guy: "Hey Bosszilla and Hu, I think we should create a sharepoint for our department
Me: Great idea, let's roll
Bosszilla: sure I guess so, what is it?
#2 guy: <explains it very well>
Bosszilla: Okay then.

Bosszilla, 15 minutes later: What is this? I just got this in my inbox, what's it about?

It was the invite to join the group

You need a vacation.