Monday's thread of repeated shoulder punches, noogies and non political discourse

Your stories don't even sound like America
Can't make this shit up. I thought the house fire was really suspicious. The stolen vehicle going through the house isn't a long shot. Most chases usually end up heading that direction because it's one of the few stone roads left. They think the dust and loose gravel will help them get away. However, if you haven't drove it daily, you're in for rude surprise. You have to know the bumps, soft spots, and etc to travel at a decent speed without losing control. Just the odds their house got hit is the odd part.
 
those look terrible.
They fold up almost into nothing, so when I don't use it I still have plenty of floor space. GENIUS!!
 
child abuse and insurance fraud? sounds plenty american to me.
Wrestling, rock climbing, and ladder climbing for each broken wrist of 2020 for our family. Ladder climbing happened at my step kids' sperm donor's house. The 2nd wrist Bossy broke while at his house. Dodger has also had a broken foot at his house years before. So your narrative needs adjusting.
 
at one point time and kyler murray had 21 completions for 111 yards

ARizona really going after chunk plays in the air
 
Wrestling, rock climbing, and ladder climbing for each broken wrist of 2020 for our family. Ladder climbing happened at my step kids' sperm donor's house. The 2nd wrist Bossy broke while at his house. Dodger has also had a broken foot at his house years before. So your narrative needs adjusting.
so, he has the joe jackson rolodex of excuses and you just believe it?

i was showing them this hold and broke their wrist. oh, fell off a ladder. this one? ummm, fell off a cliff, yeah hell of a thing. thankfully it wasn't too bad.
 
NFL-it's all about offense in today's NFL

Bears:
Luke Grimes No GIF by Yellowstone
 
so, he has the joe jackson rolodex of excuses and you just believe it?

i was showing them this hold and broke their wrist. oh, fell off a ladder. this one? ummm, fell off a cliff, yeah hell of a thing. thankfully it wasn't too bad.
The wrestling was with us at a tournament. Dodger fell in the hallway from running and tripping in the concessions after her last match. The ladder I don't believe, but if he isn't on drugs, then CPS in this area doesn't care. The rock climbing was N1's son and his first injury for him.
 
The wrestling was with us at a tournament. Dodger fell in the hallway from running and tripping in the concessions after her last match. The ladder I don't believe, but if he isn't on drugs, then CPS in this area doesn't care. The rock climbing was N1's son and his first injury for him.
lost the match and then you went all John Kreese on her? poor kid.
 
NFL-it's all about offense in today's NFL

Bears:
Luke Grimes No GIF by Yellowstone
man, his team wins a game and he's got jokes for every team from Arizona to Chicago. take it sleazy.

anyway, how bout them first place Eagles!

ric flair GIF
 
lost the match and then you went all John Kreese on her? poor kid.
Nah, lol. I didn't know what happened as I was coaching Buck to his 2nd place finish at the time. He gets off the mat and she has tears streaming with a bag of ice on her wrist. The poor kid didn't heal right because of the fucking band-aid station her dad was adamant she go to. They first said it was just sprained but needed a radiologist to look at it. Then it was broke and then casted wrong by ortho for the break. So an additional 2 months of a correct cast finally fixed it.
 
man, his team wins a game and he's got jokes for every team from Arizona to Chicago. take it sleazy.

anyway, how bout them first place Eagles!

ric flair GIF

vikings just giving everyone else head start

.....I'm aware vikings going nowhere
 
I cooked a pumpkin in my instant pot last night. I'll need to figure out what to use it for
 
Pretty busy and productive weekend. Got most of the house cleaned, coached Deuce’s football, played softball, and got a few meals prepped for the week.

Plus my back is starting to loosen up a bit after a rough week last week.

Busy work week ahead. Not especially excited about that.
 
Got up early and made the kids breakfast sandwiches for breakfast.

Making a last quarter push for Mother of the Year.
 
Got up early and made the kids breakfast sandwiches for breakfast.

Making a last quarter push for Mother of the Year.
This is when they should be trying to impress you... Christmas is coming
 
Guess ESPN didn't get Somerville Sully's report that the Pawtucket Patriots flight out of the TD Waterhouse Arena Airfield didn't take off. Shoddy reporting.

 
This is when they should be trying to impress you... Christmas is coming
Don’t push Christmas in me. We aren’t even close to Halloween.
 
Got up early and made the kids breakfast sandwiches for breakfast.

Making a last quarter push for Mother of the Year.
made them breakfast and didn't break any of their bones? forget mother of the year, you're running away with the parent of the year in this thread.
 
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