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Oh, btw- I do have a p maj bitch…I have to go get drinks with a friend tonight and I’d much rather have a cuddle with the pooch & binge watch Chopped :sigh:
 
NU_FTW said:
Oh joy!! Whatcha got fur lunch
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A drive home, I hope. There’s another complaint! I came into the office today. If I don’t leave by 1,I’ll be stuck in traffic.
 
moxie said:
A drive home, I hope. There’s another complaint! I came into the office today. If I don’t leave by 1,I’ll be stuck in traffic.
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Leave by 1 get home by 5,?
 
moxie said:
Oh, btw- I do have a p maj bitch…I have to go get drinks with a friend tonight and I’d much rather have a cuddle with the pooch & binge watch Chopped :sigh:
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You can always come down with explosive diarrhea
 
CorpRebel said:
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gobigred said:
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:rip: @Win TWINS!!!
 
NU_FTW said:
Leave by 1 get home by 5,?
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Feels like it. I live 13 miles from the office. Pick the wrong time to leave and a 20 minute drive turns into an hour plus.

And I’ve been driving in the diamond lane lately, all the while concocting a story to tell if I ever get pulled over. Almost had to do it today! Luckily, I cruised past that CHP, cool as a cucumber!
 
moxie said:
Feels like it. I live 13 miles from the office. Pick the wrong time to leave and a 20 minute drive turns into an hour plus.

And I’ve been driving in the diamond lane lately, all the while concocting a story to tell if I ever get pulled over. Almost had to do it today! Luckily, I cruised past that CHP, cool as a cucumber!
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Maxie doesn't count as a passenger.
 
moxie said:
Feels like it. I live 13 miles from the office. Pick the wrong time to leave and a 20 minute drive turns into an hour plus.

And I’ve been driving in the diamond lane lately, all the while concocting a story to tell if I ever get pulled over. Almost had to do it today! Luckily, I cruised past that CHP, cool as a cucumber!
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You didn't borrow @huskers1217 friend?

True Love Wedding GIF by Rodney Dangerfield
 
moxie said:
She would just show up at my house then!
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Rub dogshit on the front door and when she shows up scream, "oh my God it's everywhere and won't stop!"
 
Inquisitor said:
Maxie doesn't count as a passenger.
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What’s funny is that I have a hat on my - what’s that bit that covers what would be a trunk if I drove a regular car? Anywho- it’s a beach hat and when I was evading the popo, I took a gander in the rear view and thought- hey! It looks like someone is sitting in the middle of the backseat! I’m golden! :yes:
 
moxie said:
Feels like it. I live 13 miles from the office. Pick the wrong time to leave and a 20 minute drive turns into an hour plus.

And I’ve been driving in the diamond lane lately, all the while concocting a story to tell if I ever get pulled over. Almost had to do it today! Luckily, I cruised past that CHP, cool as a cucumber!
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Go get preggo again and again. Some chick in Dallas is suing her hov ticket from being pregnant and claiming it’s a 2nd person
 
NU_FTW said:
Rub dogshit on the front door and when she shows up scream, "oh my God it's everywhere and won't stop!"
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Lulz…speaking of…My “Welcome” mat reads “Go Away” and the dog shit on it the other day. I wanted to leave it there so badly :laugh:
 
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