Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

moxie said:
Hmm… I can’t tell which hotel it’s gonna be at:

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Looks like the events, the 1st one is out at the speed way, which is way out north of town 20 miles from the strip. It would probably cool as shit to drive those cars though. The raider event is at the stadium, so closest hotel would be Mandalay Bay. Don't k ow where that restaurant is.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Looks like the events, the 1st one is out at the speed way, which is way out north of town 20 miles from the strip. It would probably cool as shit to drive those cars though. The raider event is at the stadium, so closest hotel would be Mandalay Bay. Don't k ow where that restaurant is.
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I’m telling them he can’t go. He’s got work shit to do. He’s gonna pitch a fit because in the last six months, I prevented him from sitting next to prince Charles and Jill Biden :heh:
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I'm trying to get him off my dick, but he is like one of those aglae suckers, only dick instead.
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BA HAHAHABAHAHA! What's his Cock Sucker! HAHAHAHA!
Peter Gozintite said:
Psst, he doesn't have self awareness
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He ain't got no job neither! It's the life of a Conservative House Husband, HUGE ego, no income. He gets a 'Stipend' from his bread winner and mother of his Spawn. So Lucky, that one!

Hey Friends, I have a virtual appt with one of my Dr.s at 9am eastern. It's NOT with my favorite shrink Dr. Green Been though. I get to see her again on Aug. 24! Very Excited! I might go ahead and uh, pop a.... the question, (hehehe) when Me & Hagatha Green Been have our next virtual lunch date!

Big Party Friday! It's my Birthday Month too.
 
Wow
The Guide Bear is fired up.
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Handicappers said:
Wow
The Guide Bear is fired up.
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I really am and I Shall Share! It was my Dr. appt. They tole me that I NO longer have a Kidney Stone! WTF? I needed all kinds of explanation/clarification because this is the same Doc that has been pestering me since about two years ago to get imaged up because of some stupid kidney problem that I NEVER EVER noticed so I blew that shit off He-Man Style!

And then about a month ago when muh lowest right gizzard hurt so bad that I couldn't fall asleep until 5am eastern for three nights... and then as soon as that pain faded I got sick as dog like food poisoning and shat myself dry. That was when I weighed myself and was down to 217... a week later I was at 223 but I think I'm still slowly dropping some weight. My Doc thinks they could be connected.

And she said I might have passed it! There is NO WAY! I was told it was 15mm in width. That's more than a half inch! Passed it from where? Not my tiny pecker hole, that's just a little squeaky looking thing! I think I Prolly Pooped it out!

And more good news from my Doc. ALL of the cancer lesions on my bones are shrinking!!! WINNING!
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All's I know is I wanted to get all logged on and so I did, however, I can't remember what to talk about!
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Frumpy House Husbands! Fall in at attention! Someone please tell What's his Ultra Liberal Pussy to Remove that frilly apron!
Peter Gozintite said:
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Psst, he doesn't have self awareness.
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Nor a Boss, Nor Employees, Nor Employment and most importantly, Nor an Income! HAHAHAHA!
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Parka said:
All's I know is I wanted to get all logged on and so I did, however, I can't remember what to talk about!
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Frumpy House Husbands! Fall in at attention! Someone please tell What's his Ultra Liberal Pussy to Remove that frilly apron!

Nor a Boss, Nor Employees, Nor Employment and most importantly, Nor an Income! HAHAHAHA!
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He aslo doesnt care about ratings, but constantly neg rates everyone. Kind of sad really.
 
I got me a pretty nice fish tank though! I need to make a better Stonehenge. And I'm throwing muh self a Big Ole Bash right here Under the Porch! It's the 2022 Summer Cripples Ball and it is this Friday all day long and into the Next Day...

And I, I hope to be Crowned King! Plus I'm going Stag for Good Measure, I want the Ladies to know I AM Available...

My chances of being King are looking 50/50 right now but on my side, the date of the Ball, Aug. 19, coincides with the date my neck was broken in 2002. There's a whole gang of us Clumsies hoping to be Crowned.

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Peter Gozintite said:
He aslo doesnt care about ratings, but constantly neg rates everyone. Kind of sad really.
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I remember when I asked What's his Dolt why his ratings are garbage and in his response he blamed "Ultra Liberal Ass Pussies" and then out of the other side of his verbal orifice, What's his HH says, "it's the price of not giving a fuck"... What an unaware idiot! He's so conflicted!
 
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Parka said:
I remember when I asked What's his Dolt why his ratings are garbage and in his response he blamed "Ultra Liberal Ass Pussies" and then out of the other side of his verbal orifice, What's his HH says, "it's the price of not giving a fuck"... What an unaware idiot! He's so conflicted!
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It's like personality disorder er sum shit
 
Peter Gozintite said:
It's like personality disorder er sum shit
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Something is out of order with What's his Colon, I don't know what it is, I think it's prolly related to his other 'thing'... it prolly really has something to do with Shit. Because What's his Rectum is too cool for a Nick Name. Because he is his OWN House Husband, Gall Dang it all to Hades and Back!
 
moxie said:
fishie updates
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High Moxie! I don't have any updates today but I did put all the larger Koi in the Pondish. I did keep Yellow Metal and Barbalicious in the main tank and those two are the Yellow Koi and my gosh, these colorful fish have stolen most of my being. I like it that way!

So I have about ten Goldfish in both the Pondish and the main tank for a total of 20 or so. It's impossible for me to count them but I can call each one's name and count them that way. I think it's so cool how individual each one of my Goldfish look. It really has grabbed ahold of me, so fun!
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