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They're like vultures or Snoop Dog in Half Baked. Fuckers just lay in wait for your dumbass to do an outside chore.:mad2:
 
beardown07 said:
Was just accosted in my fucking backyard by the fucking nazi HOA cunts.

They came from the neighboring "common area". It's the well-house lot. It;'s not like a park er some shit. The cement tards from our addition project, blew their hose out, like 4 fucking feet onto that property. Mind you, they drove the fucking mixer across that property to get to mine, and smushed themselves a path into the grasses, and that was not a problem, but a 3 ft swath of cement water on top of that smushed grass IS.

Then they bitched that I had my RV in the driveway for too long after the last trip. It was like 2 days over their ghey rule, cuz I was waiting for a part. We have a provided parking spot a mile or two away, so they'd prefer I take it down there for a fucking day, bring it back up for a day to work on, and then back down to the lot. Eat shit and live. Get the fuck out of my back yard ya cunt.

Worst part, is that prick brought his goddamned child to soften the blow of him being a loser.
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Member when you rainbro’d me for not parking in your garage?

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
And they regularly find busybody nosey ass suck ass stooges to police the HOA rules.
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Yea they would make more sense if an area is prone to problems most people and city/county ordinances prevent the bulk of the worst stuff
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
I thought you were a perfect 34B. Given my vast experience with womenz, I'd be shocked if I was mistaken.
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B cups can have quad boob??? I don't think so 🤔
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
I thought you were a perfect 34B. Given my vast experience with womenz, I'd be shocked if I was mistaken.
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Prepare to be shocked, MF!

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I dun tole you that company measures like a bunch of woke idiots! They don’t use traditional sizing, just stupid numbers and plus signs.
 
beardown07 said:
We should've. We were the first in the sub. (Such a nice 8 months)

The developer just copied the strictest CCRs he could find, but before we could amend em' some retired old cunt was put in charge.

Now he walks the neighborhood in a ten gallon cowboy hat...he's like 5'3". lel
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I think I’m gonna have to get a bf. I got a flat tire today and had to do all sorts of ungodly things to resolve the situation. And I’m not even done yet! I’m prolly gonna need to get all the tires replaced because of some “all wheel drive” boosh!

I miss the days of going to calderon’s used tires and just picking up one tire to get me through for the time being.

But now I have an excuse not to go into the office tomorrow! Fifty mph max? Fuck. All. That. Noise. I’m at fifty before I get through the intersection.

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I challenge that drunk angry sassy britches to a rap battle. Get some.
 
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