Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Peter Gozintite said:
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He's Speaking in tongues! The High Bishop Delivers to that Fucker! Cool Story! Dummy!
 
Man, I went to bed early last night, I was dog shit tired again. Whomever, when I looked at the surveillance tape from last night, OMG, I SEEN MAXIE! And she had a tape measure! And a Hammer! AND A LADDER TOO! That one is off he hook so to speak! I may never recover... What I Seen can't never be unseen neither!

:director:HOORAY for Maxie!:llama::llama::llama::llama::llama::llama::llama::llama::llama::llama::llama:
 
Parka said:
My accident occurred around 10:44 AM Eastern time in 2002
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What happened? I don't think I ever read what caused your accident. I may have and just don't remember.
 
Bayou Tiger said:
What happened? I don't think I ever read what caused your accident. I may have and just don't remember.
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I don’t remember it being told.


Sort of thing can’t just bring up out of nowhere.

Which is why I’m piggybackin here.


Curious…
 
Bayou Tiger said:
What happened? I don't think I ever read what caused your accident. I may have and just don't remember.
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broncosmitty said:
I don’t remember it being told.


Sort of thing can’t just bring up out of nowhere.

Which is why I’m piggybackin here.


Curious…
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It was a Major Accident. Broken spines and all that. @Bayou Tiger can relate.

That’s why there’s a party on Friday. I might crash it. Need a date though… @Illustrious Potentate better be free.
 
If you ain’t down widdis, I ain’t down wit you
 
Bayou Tiger said:
What happened? I don't think I ever read what caused your accident. I may have and just don't remember.
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moxie said:
Major Accident
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moxie said:
Broken spines
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I fell off my bike! That was how Bunny's 10 year old niece at the time described it to her lacrosse teammates. We used to go to their weekend long tournaments and it was a lot of fun, loads of people and just a fun festive atmosphere. Her friends were asking WTF is wrong with me and when I overheard her answer it cracked me up!

I was on a loaded touring bicycle and the front rack got snagged by the front tire and I got tossed over head first into the pavement. I was knocked out too. I remember exactly when it happened and I even remember the sound of the bike hitting the road surface. I was going maybe 19 or 20 mph and increasing speed going down a slight incline when it happened. I was only about 5 or 6 miles from home when it happened. I was going to ride my bike to Canada again, it would have been my third bicycle trip to Canada.

And that's why we are Partying Tomorrow! Plus it's my Birthday Month and I am now in my Sophomore year of Senior Citizenry however, I'm still the Junior Crew Member! Gall Dang it! Good God Damn thing I'm a He-Man House Husband!
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I can clear my schedule
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Chewy Chewy, Chewy... I don't know about this! Now I'm gonna have to contact the Caterers and add Wonder Bread, Bologna and Potted Meats to Menu! That shouldn't be too big of a deal. My biggest concern is if you can hurdle the Dress Code? Do ya have a pair of 'Dress' Overalls maybe? And can ya wear a clip on neck tie like I used to lose in first grade at Catholic School and the Nuns SCARED THE LIVING FUCK OUTTA ME! The stuff of nightmares. And Chewy, you are a good story teller and that party feature is for EVERyBODY!
 
Parka said:
Chewy Chewy, Chewy... I don't know about this! Now I'm gonna have to contact the Caterers and add Wonder Bread, Bologna and Potted Meats to Menu! That shouldn't be too big of a deal. My biggest concern is if you can hurdle the Dress Code? Do ya have a pair of 'Dress' Overalls maybe? And can ya wear a clip on neck tie like I used to lose in first grade at Catholic School and the Nuns SCARED THE LIVING FUCK OUTTA ME! The stuff of nightmares. And Chewy, you are a good story teller and that party feature is for EVERBODY!
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I’ve got a tuxedo on standby. I’m good to go
 
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