Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Parka said:
That's all I really need anyway, come to think of it! I tried to unclog the drain but it didn't take so I will call the plumber.
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You need a snake.
 
Fish said:
Bunny might know, you should ask her.
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Parka said:
I have a big pump in there, 1350 GPH and the water is circulating quite a bit. I was wondering about that though, I can position the outlet to throw a fountain of water up above the surface. Does it matter if the water is splashing or is water movement without splashing getting enough oxygen in the water?
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when we had a koi pond,
i had a waterfall on the edge
and a fountain in the middle -
worked great to aerate the water -
 
Parka said:
The snake I have is only about 2 or 3 feet long. I should think about buying a longer one before I hire a plumber to do the same thing? I don't love plumbing...
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I don't know how often you need one. I used to have a septic tank so I bought a long expensive tape with a ball on the end 40 years ago.

Haven't used it in years.
 
Fish said:
I don't know how often you need one. I used to have a septic tank so I bought a long expensive tape with a ball on the end 40 years ago.

Haven't used it in years.
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Well, not very often at all, we're hooked up to municipal, whatever it's called, 'city' water and sewer lines. Renting one might be the way to go. In my mind, this clog is SEVERE! Like dead dogs, chunks of concrete and great big tree roots all clogged up in there all cloggy and shit! God Damn it! And I simply refuse to pee OR especially crap out of the windows, I don't do that any longer!
Peter Gozintite said:
Rent one
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Yep. My plan is to rent it for Free from Handi because I Live Rent-Free in his head! What? Too soon? (rotten snicker!)
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Parka said:
Well, not very often at all, we're hooked up to municipal, whatever it's called, 'city' water and sewer lines. Renting one might be the way to go. In my mind, this clog is SEVERE! Like dead dogs, chunks of concrete and great big tree roots all clogged up in there all cloggy and shit! God Damn it! And I simply refuse to pee OR especially crap out of the windows, I don't do that any longer!

Yep. My plan is to rent it for Free from Handi because I Live Rent-Free in his head! What? Too soon? (rotten snicker!)
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Sounds like roto rooter time.
 
So now I can go back to having algae in Pondish as my #1 problem! When my aquarium was set up I got a bad algae problem and for a couple weeks, maybe longer, I would manually remove it and I thought that was going to be my new full time occupation but then it cleared up on its own... I'm hoping for a similar experience with Pondish. These are 'good' problems to have when put into perspective of all my fish disappearing. That my Friends is the stuff of a Pity Party!

I also ordered these things, it's small bales of barley straw and supposedly this stuff has water clearing properties to it. If it's still green and murky looking by Sept., then I might try chemicals.
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I was thinking about my Conservative House Husbands? Do you Proud MEN need anything? Perhaps a pair of heavy duty work dungarees and some steel toed boots with an aggressive tread pattern? Stay MANLY, House Husbands, I sure do and I AM HERE for yins!
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So these Butterfly Koi that died on me twice now, they cost 15 bucks each and the first one I didn't bother to report but I got Don Knots on ice, here's a pic that Pet Smart can see and I hope to get a free Butterfly Koi.
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Being a House Husband, what a SWEET gig, am I right, MEN? I don't ever want a 'real' job ever again!

I want Muh Lady to Shake that Bread Maker! Shake it, Big Mama!
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Parka said:
I was thinking about my Conservative House Husbands? Do you Proud MEN need anything? Perhaps a pair of heavy duty work dungarees and some steel toed boots with an aggressive tread pattern? Stay MANLY, House Husbands, I sure do and I AM HERE for yins!
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I have those, hoping I never need them again.
 
It's the Dog Days of Summer. That's reason enough for another Cripples Ball!
Fish said:
I have those, hoping I never need them again.
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Perhaps you could donate to charity! And I for one can vouch for your charitable contributions at Mass Under the Porch!
 
So yeah, there's only the three of us at home, me and Bunny and our son. And our son is gone all day at work so mu Domestic Duties are FAR from overwhelming... they 'whelm' just about right.

And so yep, just the three of us unless you include what Handi refers to as my 'imaginary friends', the Guide Bear AND the High Bishop are as real as the day is Long & Hot!
 
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