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Skerpokes said:
My office building requires masks to enter, so now when I go down the hall to take a shit I wear a mask, and usually leave it on while I shit. However, the mask doesn't do shit when it comes to blocking the stank from my poo. If a mask can't even protect me from my own shit stank, how is it going to protect me from COVID?
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It's a placebo for safety, and a community pat on the back for your psyche.
 
Skerpokes said:
My office building requires masks to enter, so now when I go down the hall to take a shit I wear a mask, and usually leave it on while I shit. However, the mask doesn't do shit when it comes to blocking the stank from my poo. If a mask can't even protect me from my own shit stank, how is it going to protect me from COVID?
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take it to the redskins board.....or better yet shaggyville
 
Skerpokes said:
My office building requires masks to enter, so now when I go down the hall to take a shit I wear a mask, and usually leave it on while I shit. However, the mask doesn't do shit when it comes to blocking the stank from my poo. If a mask can't even protect me from my own shit stank, how is it going to protect me from COVID?
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Stop being such a Karen
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Sauteed onions are definitely good, but caramelized onions, to me, verge on the sublime.
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Well, ya...I mean, I guess I used the wrong word...but ya, slow and low til they're brown. yum. can put that shit on anything.


Sauteed for your base in sauces en sech doe
 
Skerpokes said:
My office building requires masks to enter, so now when I go down the hall to take a shit I wear a mask, and usually leave it on while I shit. However, the mask doesn't do shit when it comes to blocking the stank from my poo. If a mask can't even protect me from my own shit stank, how is it going to protect me from COVID?
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No shit.
 
beardown07 said:
It's a placebo for safety, and a community pat on the back for your psyche.
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I only wear a mask where required. The arguments just aren't worth it. I also don't fret others not wearing a mask.
 
beardown07 said:
Well, ya...I mean, I guess I used the wrong word...but ya, slow and low til they're brown. yum. can put that shit on anything.


Sauteed for your base in sauces en sech doe
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I made the best pasta a couple of weeks ago ... just caramelized onions, butter, and gruyere.
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
I only wear a mask where required. The arguments just aren't worth it. I also don't fret others not wearing a mask.
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I wear one whenever I'm out the house. And likewise, i've stopped getting bent out of shape when people aren't wearing theirs.
 
Hu War Yu said:
tongue swells up, can actually have trouble breathing if I eat too much. I've tried to eat more of them to see if I can get the reaction down, plus I know they're really good for you. Wife and kids all have no problem with them.
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Sorry, man. That's rough. Grilled onions are good too, luckily. I like to have both grilled and raw onions on a burger, when given the option.
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
I only wear a mask where required. The arguments just aren't worth it. I also don't fret others not wearing a mask.
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My kids' school sent a statement yesterday morning that due to congestion outside the front doors for pickup, coupled with increased cases, that they will now require parents to wear masks at pickup.

There was like 4 people wearing em at pickup yesterday.
 
Mofo said:
Sorry, man. That's rough. Grilled onions are good too, luckily. I like to have both grilled and raw onions on a burger, when given the option.
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The smell of grilled onions is nice. The smell of raw ones, not so much

Same thing with toasted garlic, LOVE that smell, but the raw cloves are too pungent
 
Skerpokes said:
My office building requires masks to enter, so now when I go down the hall to take a shit I wear a mask, and usually leave it on while I shit. However, the mask doesn't do shit when it comes to blocking the stank from my poo. If a mask can't even protect me from my own shit stank, how is it going to protect me from COVID?
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You've discovered the Achilles heel of mask use. You can inhale any and all manner of particles through and around the mask, giving the wearer no protection. I suggest you petition the CDC for what they intend to do about "poop" vis-a-vis COVID-19.

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Betcha he wears three masks when HE poops...
 
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