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Me strutting into the pf after a self-imposed six month ban.

Feeling Myself Dancing GIF by UFC


Me five minutes later.

Get Out Goodbye GIF
 
Ahhh, seven annual performance evaluations completed

tired cary elwes GIF by The Crush
 
The newest neighbors leave their garbage can out for days (they've figured out to put it on the concrete of their driveway and not the grass after a couple weeks...) and they killed all their grass by cutting it way too fucking short. The previous owners probably had the best lawn/landscaping on the block and within a month, it's already 80% a yellowish brown mess.

Second newest set cuts their grass maybe once a month. Scratch that, they pay some random dude with a non-descript pickup to haul a lawnmower to mow their lawn once a month. Which...I...guess(?) is an upgrade after they hired the same dude to plow their driveway after they shoveled once by pushing the snow into the middle of the fucking street.
LMFAO what kinda HOA do you live in that allows all this nonsense? Just curious what is the age of the neighborhood?
 
I dont live in an HOA dummy. Which is why I said maybe I should.
Oh i read it the other way around. Okay well then how old is the neighborhood? you livin in a soon to be slum?
 
Neighborhood is less than a decade old. This whole country is a soon to be slum, so yea.
send em an anonymous letter and see if a nudge gets them to at least give a shit about moving their trash cans? maybe offer up some advice on lawn height cutting.

I had a neighbor once who scalped his yard like that, cracked me up he'd be all like "wtf" when his mower kept stalling out.... on dirt lmfao!! literally mowing for earth worms. The guy was just dumb as dirt. Some people think scalping their yard saves em from having to mow as often and dont care so who knows. Cant hurt to ask?
 
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