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Responding to one of my bosses who accidentally reply all'd a welcome email to a new employee with "sir this is a Wendys."

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williewilliejuan said:
You take this one from a speeding car?
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Nope, screenshot from a zoomed in video.

I'm across a big river and up a mountain. Just happened to spot him.

Hard to hold the zoom in on the taken video AND snap a good screenshot at the same time.

The video is way better, but I don't know how to post those.
 
These science awards are hilarious:

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Past Ig Winners

Ig® Nobel Prize Winners For achievements that first make people LAUGH then make them THINK Winners by year: 2022 : 2021 2020 : 2019 : 2018 : 2017 : 2016 2015 : 2014 : 2013 : 2012 : 2011 2010 : 2009…
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Important research here.

www.cnn.com

Research into the mating habits of constipated scorpions wins an Ig Nobel Prize | CNN

Does constipation wreak havoc on the mating habits of scorpions? What is the best way to turn a doorknob? And does the world need a moose crash test dummy? If these burning questions have ever troubled you, then this year's batch of the (in)famous satirical science awards, the Ig Nobel Prizes...
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Among the 10 category recipients, were Solimary García-Hernández and Glauco Machado from the University of São Paulo in Brazil, who won the Biology prize for their scintillating research into whether constipation affects the mating prospects of scorpions and, if so, how.
When attacked by predators, scorpions can detach part of their tail to aid their escape, the researchers explained during the ceremony. But because the anus is on the tail segment that has been shed, the scorpion cannot "defecate for the rest of its life," which causes constipation, Machado said. However, the researchers found, despite the scorpions losing part of their digestive tract, they are able to live on and copulate, suggesting constipation is no obstacle to a fulfilling love life.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Among the 10 category recipients, were Solimary García-Hernández and Glauco Machado from the University of São Paulo in Brazil, who won the Biology prize for their scintillating research into whether constipation affects the mating prospects of scorpions and, if so, how.
When attacked by predators, scorpions can detach part of their tail to aid their escape, the researchers explained during the ceremony. But because the anus is on the tail segment that has been shed, the scorpion cannot "defecate for the rest of its life," which causes constipation, Machado said. However, the researchers found, despite the scorpions losing part of their digestive tract, they are able to live on and copulate, suggesting constipation is no obstacle to a fulfilling love life.
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I think it's those researchers who are full of shit.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Been like that for a while for me. So I stopped posting pictures of my beer in the "what are your drinking" thread.

Nobody cared. :pout:
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Oh, boo-hoo. What are you drinking though? :heh:
 
I’m so hungry and I have to wait until 12:30 to get food because there’s a group of 25 investors I need to help kick out if the building. I’m fuggin’ wasting away over here!

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moxie said:
I’m so hungry and I have to wait until 12:30 to get food because there’s a group of 25 investors I need to help kick out if the building. I’m fuggin’ wasting away over here!

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You need to improve your customer service skills.
 
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