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Where is the bird?

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Where is the bird?
Not a fan of that , too damn greasy at times
You inject the bird and smoke that bitch up
Dry brining is the shit too.You inject the bird and smoke that bitch up
Kind of alluring, really. Reminds me of how sweaty my inner thighs get when I dance.Not a fan of that , too damn greasy at times
Kind of alluring, really. Reminds me of how sweaty my inner thighs get when I dance.
Got JUST the Solution For Your Company!!!@moxie , need you to break out the slappaho gloves again:
Coworker at 8AM: "When's the next A/R meeting? Is it tomorrow?"
Me: No, we bumped it to Friday because a bunch of people were going to be in Staten Island. And it's not the full A/R meeting it's the client contribution only, over zoom.
Coworker at 8:15AM: Okay, so when is the next full A/R meeting? Is it tomorrow?
Me: No, it's not on the calendar yet, but at my desk in the office I have the tentative date written down, and I will set the meeting up tomorrow when I return to the office.
Meantime, coworker takes it upon themselves to email a bunch of other people asking when the next full meeting is. Now i get:
Bosszilla at 9AM: I'm forwarding this to Hu, tell everyone when the next A/R meeting is
Me: Already answered this, it's FRIDAY, on zoom, and it's the Client only meeting, next full one isn't on the calendar yet.
Coworker replies all: thank you!
Coworker at 9:30: Do we need a room for the Friday meeting?
Me: NO, It's over ZOOM
Coworker: Thanks!
Some other VP at 10:15: Hello, can someone answer Karen's question about when the next A/R meeting is? I have it as tomorrow, but we are all going to be in Staten Island
Me: YES, I know, you already told me about Staten Island, so I re-scheduled the Client A/R to Friday. It's Friday! Client A/R only! Over Zoom! No date yet for the next full A/R, will get you the date tomorrow!!!
Coworker Karen: Thank you!
The newest TikTok challenge is to cook chicken in NyQuil.
I'm all about it. Thin the herd.
Yes, it involves a Kentuckian bent over checking their still.Wipe your asses with them?
Well, you may, but I've heard there are some Huskers fans who ...
Do other things with the cobs.
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Says the guy devoid of punctuation and grammar.Oh that midwest edumcation is paying off
Uh, CornHub, duh.Isn't only fans a porn thing?
I mean, I could imagine there's definitely a niche market for Huskers fans who do "other things" with corn cobs, but I'll leave that to corn people.
Maximus Moximus. I seem to have forgotten about this site.Might I recommend my tried & true canned response for just these types of situations?
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Hi Blade, it's me, HuMaximus Moximus. I seem to have forgotten about this site.
Hi, Hu. It's me, Dirk PittHi Blade, it's me, Hu