Protestor who entered field files police report

[ill]

I saw somewhere on Twitter that the protestor should be facing crimes for always skipping arm day.

leave @JuiceTheGator out of this, Guy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This includes anyone who ever refers to their pet as a “fur baby”. It ain’t a baby. It’s a fucking dog.

I thought a fur baby was a pussy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Have you ever had to wipe a dog’s ass?

No, but I've had to pick up their shit in public with people watching, which is arguably worse.

 

[williewilliejuan]

are you unable to love more than one thing at a time?

I love both of my dogs. I love all three of my daughters.

However, if the house was on fire and one of my daughters and one of my dogs were trapped inside and it was only possible to rescue one, the choice would be pretty clear that we’d need to get a new dog.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I thought a fur baby was a pussy.

Not if she tends to it appropriately.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

No, but I've had to pick up their shit in public with people watching, which is arguably worse.

My dogs shit in the woods, and never had to be trained. They just follow my lead.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I thought a fur baby was a pussy.

OK, @Edisto_Tiger, OK.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Not if she tends to it appropriately.

I'm with @Edisto_Tiger, I like some muff. Not out of control, but I don't like fully shaved.

 

[rsw626]

I love both of my dogs. I love all three of my daughters.

However, if the house was on fire and one of my daughters and one of my dogs were trapped inside and it was only possible to rescue one, the choice would be pretty clear that we’d need to get a new dog.

A dog worth having would get the trapped kid out, or die trying.

 

[ill]

OK, @Edisto_Tiger, OK.

Slink is gonna go google "Furby pocket pussy" now

 

[HammerDown]

The more they announce themselves as animal lovers, the more retarded they are.

They're better than us and they hate people.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I'm with @Edisto_Tiger, I like some muff. Not out of control, but I don't like fully shaved.

And you also like fucking tube socks full of ground beef.

 

[HammerDown]

I love both of my dogs. I love all three of my daughters.

However, if the house was on fire and one of my daughters and one of my dogs were trapped inside and it was only possible to rescue one, the choice would be pretty clear that we’d need to get a new dog.

This attitude will get an aggressive animal person in your face. Be careful.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Slink is gonna go google "Furby pocket pussy" now

He probably puts a mustache on his Fleshlight.

 

[ill]

He probably puts a mustache on his Fleshlight.

ahhh the old Flesh-tache....

 

[HammerDown]

I'm with @Edisto_Tiger, I like some muff. Not out of control, but I don't like fully shaved.

shave that shit.

My gf showed up one weekend with about 4-5 days growth.

"Get in there and shave your shit and let's try this again in a few mins."

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'm with @Edisto_Tiger, I like some muff. Not out of control, but I don't like fully shaved.

Free dental floss. Amiright?

 

[ill]

Free dental floss. Amiright?

have you ever been with a woman?

Biblically?

 

[HammerDown]

have you ever been with a woman?

Biblically?

"Have you ever enjoyed congress with a woman? In the Biblical sense?"

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

have you ever been with a woman?

Biblically?

Does it count if they’re pegging me with a strap on?