tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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First flight I ever took was fine, I thought, "oh, this is no problem at all." But the second flight I took coming home, it was bumpy AF because there was a storm happening. And some old dude got up to go to the can, he passed out halfway there, landed right in my lap. They did the whole "is there a physician on the flight?" announcement and some doctor dude came running.

I was literally crying the rest of the flight. I thought, "at least ONE person is going to die on this plane today." Dude eventually was all right, which I was relieved about. Today the turbulence doesn't bother me but I still don't like the landing.
I don’t remember much of my first flight, I was like 8 and it was pre 9/11. Flew from Atlanta to Cozumel, which is a place I’d like to go back to since I’m old enough to enjoy it now.

Second time I flew from Atlanta to Detroit to visit some family in Windsor, Ontario. I was around 13 then and post 9/11, but it felt like riding a bucking Bronco on the way up there. Smooth as could be on the way back
 
I have no issue with numb nuts that like to hunt. But fuck that if you think I’m going out at 5 am in sub 60 degree weather to sit around for hours playing with myself in hopes a deer for something comes
Hundo.

Fishing = White people sitting around for hours in a boat hoping something happens.
Hunting = White people sitting in a tree for hours hoping something happens.

At least "hiking" is white people WALKING outside in grass.
 
I have no issue with numb nuts that like to hunt. But fuck that if you think I’m going out at 5 am in sub 60 degree weather to sit around for hours playing with myself in hopes a deer for something comes
I’m bird hunting. With dogs. And actively walking through thick fields.

I deer hunt, but I go in at daylight and I’m out by 9 AM. Killed plenty of deer that way. Some people will stay in a stand all day. Fuck that. I’ve got drinkin and druggin to do
 
First flight I ever took was fine, I thought, "oh, this is no problem at all." But the second flight I took coming home, it was bumpy AF because there was a storm happening. And some old dude got up to go to the can, he passed out halfway there, landed right in my lap. They did the whole "is there a physician on the flight?" announcement and some doctor dude came running.

I was literally crying the rest of the flight. I thought, "at least ONE person is going to die on this plane today." Dude eventually was all right, which I was relieved about. Today the turbulence doesn't bother me but I still don't like the landing.

I don’t remember much of my first flight, I was like 8 and it was pre 9/11. Flew from Atlanta to Cozumel, which is a place I’d like to go back to since I’m old enough to enjoy it now.

Second time I flew from Atlanta to Detroit to visit some family in Windsor, Ontario. I was around 13 then and post 9/11, but it felt like riding a bucking Bronco on the way up there. Smooth as could be on the way back
Took the fam to Cancun 6-7 years ago, was the kids first flights. Flew threw a storm on approach to Cancun. People were white knuckled and super nervous/quiet.... except my kids. They had their hands up in the air squealing like they were on a roller coaster.
A big jumbo jet full of Brits arrived at the same time at the gate next to us. We saw at least 3 passengers from that flight with vomit on their shirts. My kids made sure to point each one out. :heh:
 
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Took the fam to Cancun 6-7 years ago, was the kids first flights. Flew threw a storm on approach to Cancun. People were white knuckled and super nervous/quiet.... except my kids. They had their hands up in the air squealing like they were on a roller coaster.
A big jumbo jet full of Brits arrived at the same time at the gate next to us. We saw at least 3 passengers from that flight with vomit on their shirts. My kids made sure to point each one out. :heh:
HAHAH! That's great.

My kids have no problem flying now, but when our daughter was younger she would get really bad motion sickness. We flew to So Cal when she was about 2; plane was a long time on the tarmac/runway and she got hungry (read: bored). So her mom gave her some snacks, not yet knowing how sick she would get.

Well, she chundered on take-off.
 
HAHAH! That's great.

My kids have no problem flying now, but when our daughter was younger she would get really bad motion sickness. We flew to So Cal when she was about 2; plane was a long time on the tarmac/runway and she got hungry (read: bored). So her mom gave her some snacks, not yet knowing how sick she would get.

Well, she chundered on take-off.
Lovely. Did she at least make it in the bag unlike those poor Brits?
 
Lovely. Did she at least make it in the bag unlike those poor Brits?
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Came outta nowhere. we were totes blindsided. Poor kid had to smell her own barf for five hours.

She's gotten better but still gets queasy. She just knows never to eat before flying now.

She had some really bad sea sickness when we went sailing this summer.
 
Hundo.

Fishing = White people sitting around for hours in a boat hoping something happens.
Hunting = White people sitting in a tree for hours hoping something happens.

At least "hiking" is white people WALKING outside in grass.
Yer doing it wrong.

What you just described, is called "drinking".
 
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Came outta nowhere. we were totes blindsided. Poor kid had to smell her own barf for five hours.

She's gotten better but still gets queasy. She just knows never to eat before flying now.

She had some really bad sea sickness when we went sailing this summer.
My daughter will puke 5 minutes into driving up the canyon, but rode Space fucking Mountain at 4 years old, and was pissed I wouldn't let her go on the Velocicoaster in Florida and the Cannibal ride at Lagoon in Utah. :noidea:
 
And speaking of puke...my boy puked like mawfk this morning. I'll give him credit, as he got most of it in the trash.

My daughter won a poem contest and gets to read it at the highschool veteran's day assembly today, and now I don't get to go. :pout:


Oh well, it's an hour plus long, and she's just reading that poem, and then singing a song with a group of girls a bit later in the program.

Record it hun!
 
Lotsa people don't like fishing.


Not a person on the planet can say they don't CATCHING.
 
My daughter will puke 5 minutes into driving up the canyon, but rode Space fucking Mountain at 4 years old, and was pissed I wouldn't let her go on the Velocicoaster in Florida and the Cannibal ride at Lagoon in Utah. :noidea:
Daughter will ride coasters and stuff too, she just ignores the queasiness because she's having fun.

I've never like the way coasters make me feel, so she probably inherited her poosay stomach from me...but I never get air/car/sea sick.
 
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Came outta nowhere. we were totes blindsided. Poor kid had to smell her own barf for five hours.

She's gotten better but still gets queasy. She just knows never to eat before flying now.

She had some really bad sea sickness when we went sailing this summer.
Ugh. That sucks. I've gotta do the dramamine thing on small boats. Thought my heritage would make me immune... it does not.
 
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Came outta nowhere. we were totes blindsided. Poor kid had to smell her own barf for five hours.

She's gotten better but still gets queasy. She just knows never to eat before flying now.

She had some really bad sea sickness when we went sailing this summer.

we took a bus from Orlando to the ports at port canaveral for a cruise. My youngest threw up on the bus halfway and had to wait until we got our bags at our room to change....

poor chap
 
Lotsa people don't like fishing.


Not a person on the planet can say they don't CATCHING.
I'm pretty much the opposite; I love to "fish," but don't like to be bothered with the catching part. The whole point for me is to relax and enjoy some quiet. And a beer.

When I was younger there was no better feeling than reeling in a catch...because I had not experienced sex yet.
 
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