ew. people poop when they sneeze? I've heard of tinkling, but doodles? eesh. you probably should wait a couple days to let someone go downtown if you've got a rumbly in your tumbly. that's just common courtesy.
Must be an old people thing. I haven't noticed the sassy old folks in the Depends commercials sneezing though. Just a lot of bending over, sideways glances and come-hither looks.
the keys are barely raised- that ain't gonna do shit! Plus, she's like a homeless person and uses my phone most of the time
It wasn't a spilled drink... she got into Pornhub!
I know y'all have been waiting to find out - Waffle Status Check: still none in muh belly
Did I tell you guise that maxie spilled a whole margarita on my laptop a couple weeks ago? Got a couple sticky keys still - how do I fix that?
LOFL, she tried to tell the cop that she is acting "pro se", and therefore will need copies of every interaction, private or otherwise.
They feel like little metal keys, don't seem all that poppable. Guess I'll just keep tapping them harder than the rest until the sugars completely dissolve and it feels like normal again.
Pray for michigan state.....
