GO FUCK YOURSELF TEXAS HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ho Lee Fuk. Mine is coming due in a couple of months as well. If it’s anything like my car insurance, I’m in for a shock.
 
Jesus good fuck, that's like 6 grand more expensive than mine up here in Canuckistan to the north. Who the fuck can afford that? I'm starting to understand squatters.

time to read up

 
Ho Lee Fuk. Mine is coming due in a couple of months as well. If it’s anything like my car insurance, I’m in for a shock.

thats not the worst of it...

wait until the mortgage company decides to do the escrow revaluation...

this will add $200/month to my damn mortgage.
 
time to read up

We'll leave a light on for ya
 
thats not the worst of it...

wait until the mortgage company decides to do the escrow revaluation...

this will add $200/month to my damn mortgage.
That’s a pass through. They can’t legally make any money off that. I pay my own regardless.
 
6972.00 WTF

Damn.

Homeowners insurance? My home ins is $792 for the year.
On top of that I've got earthquake ins. for $395 for the year (suck on that, California).
No flood ins since I purposely excluded buying in a flood risk area.

Property taxes average 1% (If you stay out of Seattle's county), and no income tax (yet).
 
time to read up


Short time for possessing also. As little as 5 years in TX.
 
mortgages make you have a "cushion" to make that shit legal. its like 3k.
Not true. They may have a pad (maximum two months) when it’s originally set up, but they are required by law to review your escrow account annually and return any overage. They can’t keep any of that money.
 
Not true. They may have a pad (maximum two months) when it’s originally set up, but they are required by law to review your escrow account annually and return any overage. They can’t keep any of that money.
True. And if you are smart then you will sign the check and send it right back :)
 
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