tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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They sunk to a new low.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yeti's $400 cast iron skillet is selling out fast.

https://www.cnn.com/cnn-underscored/home/yeti-cast-iron-skillet

 

[CorpRebel]

Yeti's $400 cast iron skillet is selling out fast.

https://www.cnn.com/cnn-underscored/home/yeti-cast-iron-skillet

Didn't know Yetis knew how to cook with skillets!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Didn't know Yetis knew how to cook with skillets!

Best way to cook human remains. A little Yak fat and there you go.

 

[trojanfan12]

Talk about bad timing, tone-deaf, and didn't read the room humor:


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Subway faces backlash over 'distasteful' sign at Georgia store referencing imploded Titan sub: 'Do better'

A phrase on a Subway restaurant sign in Georgia appeared to poke fun at the Titan submersible where five people were killed while descending toward the Titanic wreckage.

www.foxbusiness.com

See, I would actually stop and buy a sandwich at that Subway.

And I don't like Subway.

 

[Dolemite censored]

See, I would actually stop and buy a sandwich at that Subway.

And I don't like Subway.

Not surprised at all. Meanwhile, find some flies to pick the wings off of.

 

[trojanfan12]

Not surprised at all. Meanwhile, find some flies to pick the wings off of.

Flies are nasty.

I'm more of a burning ants and spiders with a magnifying glass kinda guy.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Flies are nasty.

I'm more of a burning ants and spiders with a magnifying glass kinda guy.

I was about to add that! But if you're still doing that as an adult, you are a completely disturbed individual.

 

[trojanfan12]

I was about to add that! But if you're still doing that as an adult, you are a completely disturbed individual.

If you get a spider in the right spot on its abdomen...it explodes.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Spiders are beneficial. Ants, not so much.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I was about to add that! But if you're still doing that as an adult, you are a completely disturbed individual.

Try telling that to the local insect club. Bunch of old ladies that actually get together to kills insects for people

 

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Try telling that to the local insect club. Bunch of old ladies that actually get together to kills insects for people

They aren't getting fucked, so what else is there for them?

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Best way to cook human remains. A little Yak fat and there you go.

 

[Dolemite censored]

just made some sangria for tomorrow's festivities (some kind of street festie in MH). I used 2 bottles of sauv b, a cup of white rum and a little more than a cup of peach schnapps and all the fruits: strawberries, grapes, plum, peach, nectarine, orange, lemon, lime and pear. Tomorrow, I'll add a bottle of prosecco. Still feel like it's missing something...any ideas? Or should I just wait until after it mixes & mingles?

@moxie is on the hunt.

 

[trojanfan12]

I was about to add that! But if you're still doing that as an adult, you are a completely disturbed individual.

Says the guy giving tips on how to cook people.

 

[tabascojet]

@moxie is on the hunt.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[beardown07]

goddamn that globull warming

 

[moxie]

@moxie is on the hunt.

I kinda planned on it but it was a little too crowded for my liking. Kinda feel like I wasted an outfit

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I kinda planned on it but it was a little too crowded for my liking. Kinda feel like I wasted an outfit

Send one of these pervs a picture