tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[beardown07]

Needs another 300 pounds like a Dole girlfriend

Nothing a few years worth of costco dogs can't fix.

 

[huskers1217]

GO MARINERS!!!!

 

[gobigred]

Nothing a few years worth of costco dogs can't fix.

I bet it’s killing them that there are fewer and fewer buffets now. Doesn’t have his favorite places to fatten up his girlfriends anymore

 

[gobigred]

GO MARINERS!!!!

I would HATE to lose my bet on the Astros

 

[huskers1217]

I would HATE to lose my bet on the Astros

I dont know The astros have the mariners almost in the exact spot the braves had the cubs....

then the bloodshed came.

and dansby can cry his ass all the way home.

 

[huskers1217]

actually wanting texas to sweep the Halos....

if they win the division they can rest to keep HOU out.

 

[tabascojet]

actually wanting texas to sweep the Halos....

if they win the division they can rest to keep HOU out.

Hasn't houston won more playoffs games in globe life than the rangers??

 

[huskers1217]

Hasn't houston won more playoffs games in globe life than the rangers??

Probably. As @HammerDown said. Interleague sucks. How do the Astros and dbacks end the season with a series

 

[Inquisitor]

Probably. As @HammerDown said. Interleague sucks. How do the Astros and dbacks end the season with a series

15 teams in each league guarantees there will always be at least one interleague series happening.

 

[huskers1217]

15 teams in each league guarantees there will always be at least one interleague series happening.

much better is the Dbags were playing the Cubs or Marlins though

 

[williewilliejuan]

Chalk up a win for papa willie. Middle daughter’s teacher accused her of cheating on an art project (said she found an image online) when she did not. Ol’ dad went off on the teacher and her grade has now gone from 0 to 100%.

 

[huskers1217]

Chalk up a win for papa willie. Middle daughter’s teacher accused her of cheating on an art project (said she found an image online) when she did not. Ol’ dad went off on the teacher and her grade has now gone from 0 to 100%.

how many times did you bang the teacher for this to happen

 

[huskers1217]

I was busy optimizing my synergies. I've been to both the stores in Seattle that will close. One is right next to the Univ of Washington campus. Students just started the Fall quarter last Thursday. That will be a loss.

I heard about a bunch of people breaking into the apple store in philly last night. just to find out the phones are deactivated and tracking so they starting breaking them.

 

[williewilliejuan]

how many times did you bang the teacher for this to happen

Unfortunately, she’s in Houston and I’m in Dallas.

 

[huskers1217]

Unfortunately, she’s in Houston and I’m in Dallas.

I could take one for the team.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I could take one for the team.

She’s an art teacher, so odds are she’s 250 pounds with a nose piercing and green hair.

 

[huskers1217]

She’s an art teacher, so odds are she’s 250 pounds with a nose piercing and green hair.

its just more to love... right @Dolemite censored

 

[CorpRebel]

I could take one for the team.

She transferred from Philly to Houston...

 

[tabascojet]

So willie and hu both have daughters in art school.... pass the hat fellas

 

[williewilliejuan]

So willie and hu both have daughters in art school.... pass the hat fellas

Nope. My daughter is in high school and has art as an elective.