tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Oh shit, that was some gay Butkus homage, and I missed it...drugs and alcohol en sech:noidea:
 
This fucking guy!! I’m going to be “sick” later this morning. Hafta go home.

7:46am, walk in to this foo’ chopping it up with his coworker.
Moi: you’re not meeting with Kevin?
Dumbass: yeah? What time is it?
Moi: 7:46.
Dumbass: When is the meeting?
Moi: started at 7:30
Dumbass: oh! I thought it was at, oh, I didn’t know it was, I thought it was at 8. I can’t take it at my desk. I have to take it in a conference room. I don’t have my computer. That’s why. That’s why I asked you to move it.
Moi: oookay?
Open my email:
7:27am: I forgot my computer at home. Can I get a temporary one for the day?
7:33am: can you move the first meeting to a conference room?

First of all, I was driving when you emailed, why didn’t you call/text? Second of all, you forgot your computer?! THIRD OF ALL- you were already running late when you asked me to move it!!!

I’m not equipped to deal with this dumbassery today.
 
huskers1217 said:
100% guaranteed is someone sets a meeting for me at 7:30 am.. i will be missing it.
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Other dude is in Singapore so it’s 10:30 on a Friday night for him. This chucklehead can suck it up for half an hour.

When he got out of the meeting, he THEN proceeds to tell me it’s supposed to be a secret and I can’t say his name in front of other staff. I didn’t say his last name and there’s 400 “Jeff’s” you meet with so chillax. But for future reference- it’d be nice if you tell me this shit when I’m setting the meetings, dolt.
 
moxie said:
Other dude is in Singapore so it’s 10:30 on a Friday night for him. This chucklehead can suck it up for half an hour.

When he got out of the meeting, he THEN proceeds to tell me it’s supposed to be a secret and I can’t say his name in front of other staff. I didn’t say his last name and there’s 400 “Jeff’s” you meet with so chillax. But for future reference- it’d be nice if you tell me this shit when I’m setting the meetings, dolt.
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i work with alot of people in India now. I never ask what time it is there. just tell them nothing pre 9am central time.
 
Hey- whatever happened with beast mode & his joy riding in Vegas? Did he get away with it?
 
moxie said:
This fucking guy!! I’m going to be “sick” later this morning. Hafta go home.

7:46am, walk in to this foo’ chopping it up with his coworker.
Moi: you’re not meeting with Kevin?
Dumbass: yeah? What time is it?
Moi: 7:46.
Dumbass: When is the meeting?
Moi: started at 7:30
Dumbass: oh! I thought it was at, oh, I didn’t know it was, I thought it was at 8. I can’t take it at my desk. I have to take it in a conference room. I don’t have my computer. That’s why. That’s why I asked you to move it.
Moi: oookay?
Open my email:
7:27am: I forgot my computer at home. Can I get a temporary one for the day?
7:33am: can you move the first meeting to a conference room?

First of all, I was driving when you emailed, why didn’t you call/text? Second of all, you forgot your computer?! THIRD OF ALL- you were already running late when you asked me to move it!!!

I’m not equipped to deal with this dumbassery today.
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moxie said:
Other dude is in Singapore so it’s 10:30 on a Friday night for him. This chucklehead can suck it up for half an hour.

When he got out of the meeting, he THEN proceeds to tell me it’s supposed to be a secret and I can’t say his name in front of other staff. I didn’t say his last name and there’s 400 “Jeff’s” you meet with so chillax. But for future reference- it’d be nice if you tell me this shit when I’m setting the meetings, dolt.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Enough of your drama. Do your fucking time card and add hours for tolerating the stupidity.

As an aside, how does someone forget their computer? Isn't that like mistaking a TV remote for a cell phone?
 
moxie said:
This fucking guy!! I’m going to be “sick” later this morning. Hafta go home.

7:46am, walk in to this foo’ chopping it up with his coworker.
Moi: you’re not meeting with Kevin?
Dumbass: yeah? What time is it?
Moi: 7:46.
Dumbass: When is the meeting?
Moi: started at 7:30
Dumbass: oh! I thought it was at, oh, I didn’t know it was, I thought it was at 8. I can’t take it at my desk. I have to take it in a conference room. I don’t have my computer. That’s why. That’s why I asked you to move it.
Moi: oookay?
Open my email:
7:27am: I forgot my computer at home. Can I get a temporary one for the day?
7:33am: can you move the first meeting to a conference room?

First of all, I was driving when you emailed, why didn’t you call/text? Second of all, you forgot your computer?! THIRD OF ALL- you were already running late when you asked me to move it!!!

I’m not equipped to deal with this dumbassery today.
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