tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Peter Gozintite]

There was a time when Al was the lighthearted straight man to two other curmudgeons on MNF

Fucking Dierdorf was an all time worst

 

[Inquisitor]

Every year I wrap one of each kids presents in newspaper with an old shoestring as the bow. My Dad used to do that with one of my sister and I's gifts each year. So I'm continuing the tradition.

YOU BARBARIAN!!!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Fucking Dierdorf was an all time worst

I am not sure what got on my nerves more, his lisp or penchant for criticizing everything with a lisp

 

[huskers1217]

Do kids ever look at wrapping paper? Wife says we can’t use the same paper for Santa gifts and our gifts. I say they don’t give a shit

 

[huskers1217]

Imagine getting busted at your job at hungry howies

Polk County porch pirate stole packages, planned to regift them for Christmas: PCSO

A porch pirate was caught on camera being a Grinch this holiday season and stealing packages off a porch in Winter Haven.

www.wfla.com

 

[Tin Man]

Looks like Al Michaels is done after this season.

NBC removes Al Michaels from NFL playoff coverage, per report

Former "Sunday Night Football" commentator Al Michaels is out at NBC.

sports.yahoo.com

Another misogynist gets a quiet boot to sidestep a scandal?

 

[Tin Man]

I am not sure what got on my nerves more, his lisp or penchant for criticizing everything with a lisp

Do you think Deirdorf missed his calling in his second career? Shouldn’t he have been the character actor who dies in a record number of movies and episodes?

 

[trojanfan12]

Do kids ever look at wrapping paper? Wife says we can’t use the same paper for Santa gifts and our gifts. I say they don’t give a shit

How old are they?

 

[trojanfan12]

Imagine getting busted at your job at hungry howies

Polk County porch pirate stole packages, planned to regift them for Christmas: PCSO

A porch pirate was caught on camera being a Grinch this holiday season and stealing packages off a porch in Winter Haven.

www.wfla.com

Imagine being 32 and working at Hungry Howies.

 

[huskers1217]

How old are they?

mine are 10 - doesn't believe
and 9 - pretty much doesn't believe but is still holding on to hope.

 

[huskers1217]

im ready for it to be over with... sick of doing this damn elf every night. at least my 10 year old does most of it now.

 

[Dolemite censored]

368 to go.

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

 

[moxie]

Lucy’s such a bitch.

 

[moxie]

Speaking of bitches…

If I receive a Christmas present that I feel someone put some measure of thought into, but it turns out that I already have one, do I tell them that, return it and get something else or do I tell them it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread, then not tell them I returned it and got something else?

 

[Dolemite censored]

do I tell them it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread, then not tell them I returned it and got something else?

yes, you want them to feel good that they made you happy, not derided, rejected and disappointed