tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Hu War Yu]

I like children. Raising them is a different story.

I can't stand kids. I can barely stand my own.

They know it.

 

[Inquisitor]

Fucking Halloween. I used to get by with ~$15 worth of candy and save the leftovers for the next year.

Now I can't. Neighborhood is crawling with kids. I had to fork over $50 getting bags of Costco candy, and I worry that won't be enough.

Just cut your Snickers bars in half.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I had a Hellraiser Pinhead mask last year. Scared the living shit out of some kids. One went crying back to his parents.

Hilarious. Little fucker will be scarred for life.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Writing the property tax check today.

Taxation is theft.

 

[Camfantasy]

You going to Gatlinburg?

 

[Camfantasy]

Just cut your Snickers bars in half.

why do snickers have a dick vein on them

 

[Inquisitor]

why do snickers have a dick vein on them

Why does @moxie hate Kit-Kats?

 

[Hu War Yu]

why do snickers have a dick vein on them

Thanks for ruining snickers

 

[WestEndVol]

I went once about 16 years ago...stayed at the Edgewater Hotel. You gonna rent a cabin or sumpthin?

 

[Inquisitor]

$100,000 Bar should've changed their name by now due to inflation.

 

[BigRedMoe]

why do snickers have a dick vein on them

You realized with yourn mouth and not yourn eyes, didn't you?

 

[Hu War Yu]

You realized with yourn mouth and not yourn eyes, didn't you?

 

[Camfantasy]

Thanks for ruining snickers

you're welcome

I went once about 16 years ago...stayed at the Edgewater Hotel. You gonna rent a cabin or sumpthin?

Cabin. My buddy and his wife and chilluns got a cabin and asked if I wanted to tag along. So i'm just chipping in and hopefully won't throw a kid off the side of a mountain at some point.

You realized with yourn mouth and not yourn eyes, didn't you?

my butthole

 

[BigRedMoe]

my butthole

You, Sir, are a savant.

 

[Inquisitor]

You, Sir, are a savant.

Nah he's ass backward and probably swallowing suppositories as we speak.

 

[Camfantasy]

Nah he's ass backward and probably swallowing suppositories as we speak.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I finally finished watching the entire series a few weeks back. Probably one of my favorite shows ever.

 

[Mofo]

Fucking Halloween. I used to get by with ~$15 worth of candy and save the leftovers for the next year.

Now I can't. Neighborhood is crawling with kids. I had to fork over $50 getting bags of Costco candy, and I worry that won't be enough.

You might get a reprieve this year if people are too afraid to either hand out candy or let their children go to potential COVID-19 nests.

Somewhere, there might be a parent willing to wipe down all the "fun size" candies, but I doubt it.

 

[Hu War Yu]

You might get a reprieve this year if people are too afraid to either hand out candy or let their children go to potential COVID-19 nests.

Somewhere, there might be a parent willing to wipe down all the "fun size" candies, but I doubt it.

My kids are teens and they were just about done with halloween, anyway, but now that they CAN'T go trick or treating, they're bummed about it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You might get a reprieve this year if people are too afraid to either hand out candy or let their children go to potential COVID-19 nests.

Somewhere, there might be a parent willing to wipe down all the "fun size" candies, but I doubt it.

Cool. I can store the candy and use it over the next few years.