tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders
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@Win TWINS!!! fear of chickens could be justified:
Philippines police chief killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight
A police chief in the Philippines was killed by a rooster in a freak accident during a raid to break up an illegal cockfight — when the fighting bird’s blade cut open an artery in his l…nypost.com
So the results of the raid that led to the officer's death:
"Authorities seized seven roosters, a pair of gaffs and 550 pesos — about $10 — in cash, officials said."
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Breakin up a kawkfite, eh?@Win TWINS!!! fear of chickens could be justified:
Philippines police chief killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight
A police chief in the Philippines was killed by a rooster in a freak accident during a raid to break up an illegal cockfight — when the fighting bird’s blade cut open an artery in his l…
You gotta be jelly.
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YUP!!
If he doesn't stop, I'll be forced to publicly post this video of him from when he was a kid:
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Watch out- you oughta consider putting "cock fight" references behind a spoiler tag, in order not to offend delicate sensibilities.@Win TWINS!!! fear of chickens could be justified:
Philippines police chief killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight
A police chief in the Philippines was killed by a rooster in a freak accident during a raid to break up an illegal cockfight — when the fighting bird’s blade cut open an artery in his l…
So... is that a big money fight, or what? Michael Vick was taking in thousands every weekend, back in the day...
Destroying bathrooms, eyes, and ears. What talent!If he doesn't stop, I'll be forced to publicly post this video of him from when he was a kid:
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holy shit this makes me feel old
any idea who this is?
any idea who this is?
The wife from Coach?holy shit this makes me feel old
any idea who this is?
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More fun with Stupid Employees, Starring Hu:
SE#1: "Dear Hu, can you please do these reports for us for the audit? We need them ASAP!!!"
Hu: "Sure, just tell me exactly what you need"
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Hu: "Hello? Anybody? What do you want?"
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SE#2: "I think what we want is XYZ...and we need them as soon as possible, these are for the AUDITORS! thanks!"
Hu: "Okay, that will take NINE separate reports...before I run all those, please look at this sample and tell me if this will work."
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Hu: "Hello? I did not get any responses...will this work???"
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Hu: "Since I did not hear back from anyone about the samples, during the time I was waiting for a response, I went ahead and ran all nine reports. That's how long I was waiting for a response...on a project that I was told needed to be completed ASAP. If these don't work, would someone please let me know?"
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Hu clocks out for the day, to be followed by seventeen emails between the hours of 6PM and 8PM, telling him his reports won't work and they need something else...IMMEDIATELY!!!
SE#1: "Dear Hu, can you please do these reports for us for the audit? We need them ASAP!!!"
Hu: "Sure, just tell me exactly what you need"
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Hu: "Hello? Anybody? What do you want?"
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SE#2: "I think what we want is XYZ...and we need them as soon as possible, these are for the AUDITORS! thanks!"
Hu: "Okay, that will take NINE separate reports...before I run all those, please look at this sample and tell me if this will work."
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Hu: "Hello? I did not get any responses...will this work???"
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Hu: "Since I did not hear back from anyone about the samples, during the time I was waiting for a response, I went ahead and ran all nine reports. That's how long I was waiting for a response...on a project that I was told needed to be completed ASAP. If these don't work, would someone please let me know?"
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Hu clocks out for the day, to be followed by seventeen emails between the hours of 6PM and 8PM, telling him his reports won't work and they need something else...IMMEDIATELY!!!
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Better than what I had. I was guessing Cloris Leachman back in her experimental days.
holy shit this makes me feel old
any idea who this is?
Holee shet. Is it really?!?
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can't put one past you
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Do you work for Twats Ltd?
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If he doesn't stop, I'll be forced to publicly post this video of him from when he was a kid:
Both yall got this confoozed with @UTVolCountry early training days for mini-fridge repairs.
That was kind of a guess. Her eyes still look the same, I guess. I did not realize how old she is.
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Watch out- you oughta consider putting "cock fight" references behind a spoiler tag, in order not to offend delicate sensibilities.
So... is that a big money fight, or what? Michael Vick was taking in thousands every weekend, back in the day...
I knew you wouldn't like my post about VPN's on the AlaskaGuy thread.
Of course, had you not spent years lying about where you live, by such a distance it puts GnG to shame ...
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It's like they based the movie on my lifeFlash forward to tomorrow morning:
Hu's boss: "So about those TPS reports..."
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