You dead....nice knowin' ya. As a guy that has been tested 4 or 5 times already, and knows over 2,500 people that have tested positive, the worst part is over. If they tell you that you are positive you may experience some discomfort that you wouldn't trade your last mild hangover for and you will feel better in about the same amount of time it took for your sinuses to recover from the test. Stay put for your 7 day vacation and enjoy the hell out of the 5 days you are watching Netfix and saying to yourself "really...this is what the media and Dems are freaking out over"?
Good luck. Not to sound like a Monday morning QB but the CDC advises against walking around with an unlit corncob pipe sticking through your mask when you go to the grocery store.
coulda been worse....remember where they stuck the stick when you were in the navy
Da fuq? Go up 2-3 posts.
Better they put a large stick up your nose than one up your ass.
You already told that joke Mofo. Stick to one account per joke.
