So You Think That You Are Tough?

[Hu War Yu]

Derek Jeter once played an entire doubleheader with Siphyllis

 

[Collegefbfan]

Last season, I watched every Iowa game from start to finish. Beat that.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Let's get something straight so we are ALL on the same page here the title is referring to YOU not Jeter, not Mantle or any other professional athlete but YOU individually.

And not one of you Mofos is tough enough to play any sport with a torn ACL and I don't want to hear your stories of playing with a hangnail when you were in 7th grade basketball. Just accept that YOU are not tough enough and live with it.

 

[Kburjr]

Last season, I watched every Iowa game from start to finish. Beat that.

/end thread

 

[Kburjr]

Let's get something straight so we are ALL on the same page here the title is referring to YOU not Jeter, not Mantle or any other professional athlete but YOU individually.

And not one of you Mofos is tough enough to play any sport with a torn ACL and I don't want to hear your stories of playing with a hangnail when you were in 7th grade basketball. Just accept that YOU are not tough enough and live with it.

See post #20.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Let's get something straight so we are ALL on the same page here the title is referring to YOU not Jeter, not Mantle or any other professional athlete but YOU individually.

And not one of you Mofos is tough enough to play any sport with a torn ACL and I don't want to hear your stories of playing with a hangnail when you were in 7th grade basketball. Just accept that YOU are not tough enough and live with it.

Pfft...you don't know WHAT I'm capable of.

 

[TheReal_NU]

See post #20.

Pffft.
See post #22.

 

[Center Ice]

It’s literally impossible for an ice skater to be tough. A bunch of fucks that dreamed of being the next Brian Boitano, but weren’t manly or talented enough, so they settled for ice soccer

Shall I assume a hockey player knocked your man bun into the stands and you're still bitter?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Shall I assume a hockey player knocked your man bun into the stands and you're still bitter?

Any ice skating fruit that tries me is gonna get bent over and fucked in the ass in short order

 

[williewilliejuan]

Any ice skating fruit that tries me is gonna get bent over and fucked in the ass in short order

<Johnny Weir slides into Chewy’s DMs>

 

[fishinabarrel]

I thought you were a South Park fan?

I haven't watched more than snippets on a long time unfortunately

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I haven't watched more than snippets on a long time unfortunately

That’s an iconic scene from an iconic movie, brah

 

[fishinabarrel]

That’s an iconic scene from an iconic movie, brah

Sorry. All I remember from the movie is the blame Canada song

 

[Guy Incognito]

Derek Jeter once played an entire career with Siphyllis

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[batchaps4me]

Last season, I watched every Iowa game from start to finish. Beat that.

That couldn't even hold any of us Auburn fans' beers.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Sorry. All I remember from the movie is the blame Canada song

Good Lord

“How would you like to suck my balls Mr Garrison?” Might be the movie scene that I remember more than any other

 

[Center Ice]

Any ice skating fruit that tries me is gonna get bent over and fucked in the ass in short order

Sure would love to see you say that to Gordie Howe. Your existence would be terminated, along with your purse dog.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Sure would love to see you say that to Gordie Howe. Your existence would be terminated, along with your purse dog.

That pussy died years ago. If you know how or want to know how to ice skate, you’re either a woman or a fag. No exceptions

 

[Sportsguy]

Just shows you how tough football players are.

 

[Center Ice]

That pussy died years ago. If you know how or want to know how to ice skate, you’re either a woman or a fag. No exceptions

Well since you're both, I guess you're the expert. G'day ma'am.