Curtis E. Flush

Curtis E. Flush

  • Yes, always

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • No, everyone loves their own brand, and you get to enjoy it with me

    Votes: 7 70.0%

  • Salad goes right thru me

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Total voters
    10

Lance Uppercut

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No, not Curtis E. Bear...the courtesy bear...

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Curtis E. Flush

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I haven't pooped in a public restroom in like six months.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Have been remote since March, and 99% of the time before that, I pooped at home.
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ahh, gotcha. when i lived closer to work (1 mile) id go home all the time. now im 30 mins away.
 
I’ll give a mercy flush on occasion. Normally I like people to enjoy with me.
 
Fuck that. I'm trying to drive others away so I can have the bathroom all to myself. Often I'll completely disrobe and leave a trail of clothes to the stall to make them even more uncomfortable.
 
I don’t shit in public restrooms. WTF is wrong wit( you people?
 
Oh you're gonna get a whiff off of my chuds, I cotdamned gurrrntee ya that. Youre gonna be able to smell that shit with the back a'yer eyeballs, mothafugga!
 
BigRedMoe said:
Fuck that. I'm trying to drive others away so I can have the bathroom all to myself. Often I'll completely disrobe and leave a trail of clothes to the stall to make them even more uncomfortable.
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I had designated poop places in college.

Places that were nice and secluded.
 
I dont understand the concept of this. When its time to shit, i go shit, like a log, maybe two, and leave. I havent been on a toilet for more than 2 minutes in years. Yall got pussy bowels.
 
I can't shit in public restrooms unless I can get the handicap stall or a full private room. I've gotten to the point where my pants gotta come all the way off or else it's just too restricting. And if it's in a handicap stall I gotta like leave one leg in the pants with the shoe on and then take the other shoe off and place it near the first shoe so it looks like I've got my pants on. Secretly my free leg is stretched out against the wall for maximum clenching and pushing. But then I also gotta carry my baby wipes in in there without somebody seeing and being like "Damn homie, this dude 'bout to go shit or wipe a baby's ass".

Thank god I work from home 95% of the time now.
 
Cave_Johnson said:
I can't shit in public restrooms unless I can get the handicap stall or a full private room. I've gotten to the point where my pants gotta come all the way off or else it's just too restricting. And if it's in a handicap stall I gotta like leave one leg in the pants with the shoe on and then take the other shoe off and place it near the first shoe so it looks like I've got my pants on. Secretly my free leg is stretched out against the wall for maximum clenching and pushing. But then I also gotta carry my baby wipes in in there without somebody seeing and being like "Damn homie, this dude 'bout to go shit or wipe a baby's ass".

Thank god I work from home 95% of the time now.
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you take your pants off?
 
Bunch of high maintenance bitches up in here.

News Flash: Everybody poops
 
I either shit in my house, in a porta shitter at work or in the woods, so, no.

I also very rarely piss in a toilet. I pull my pecker out and piss on the ground like any normal man
 
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