tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Better start liking it because I'm regifting it. Can't drink or wear it? Pffft!
I think it should go to @huskers1217 for his team making a bowl game for the first time in forever.

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I may attempt the unthinkable today...unpacking the very next day after returning from a trip. I mean- this is a fairly momentous occasion for me. I wonder what I should buy myself as a reward for a job well-don... let's not get crazy. It's gonna be a half-ass job at best.

But I should still get a participation award.
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:pop2::martini:
 
Damn. The nearest Texas Roadhouse is 53 miles north of me in Bellingham. I was looking for a house in that area a few years back, and at one of the places 2 deer walked through the back yard, browsing. They weren't bothered by the human presence. Decided not to move there as it was too far from Seattle and civilization.
 
HNY...my daughter is about to return my precious Tortie to me this weekend. She and her BF are moving again, and they will be bringing ALL their cats for a couple of nights. Trying to convince them to let us give a few away, we already have some takers if they're willing.

The Tortie markings keep coming out more and more on my kitten.

Are you keeping your precious Tortie?
 
Because I'm watching you! All of you! Until I release my horde of minions to dominate Middle America!!!

Or maybe it's more the way my eyes look after being hungover from last year.

One of those two.

Ah.

Can you see me holding both my middle fingers up in the air???
 
Damn. The nearest Texas Roadhouse is 53 miles north of me in Bellingham. I was looking for a house in that area a few years back, and at one of the places 2 deer walked through the back yard, browsing. They weren't bothered by the human presence. Decided not to move there as it was too far from Seattle and civilization.
Hi-Ya, that place.

Makes me think of:
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The Tortie markings keep coming out more and more on my kitten.

Are you keeping your precious Tortie?
Oh yeah, at the very least. I jokingly told my daughter she owes me 3 cats after helping her buy a car, and she was fine with that; the wife is only comfortable with one and our son is violently opposed to any at all. But she and her friend boy don't really want the parent cats any more, which I find appalling.
 
Oh yeah, at the very least. I jokingly told my daughter she owes me 3 cats after helping her buy a car, and she was fine with that; the wife is only comfortable with one and our son is violently opposed to any at all. But she and her friend boy don't really want the parent cats any more, which I find appalling.
Sounds very cataclysmic.
 
Oh yeah, at the very least. I jokingly told my daughter she owes me 3 cats after helping her buy a car, and she was fine with that; the wife is only comfortable with one and our son is violently opposed to any at all. But she and her friend boy don't really want the parent cats any more, which I find appalling.

Don't really want the parent cats anymore?!?

I am amazed and know not what to say.
 
And she brought friends:
 

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As if regular oreos weren't offensive enough! Also - I flew southwest the other day and they gave out oreos for their snack. I suppose it's better than their knockoff Dot's pretzels, but ew. Can't possibly go well with a bloody mary at 6am.
Nothing says “I’m on vacation, bitch” like dunking an Oreo into a Bloody Mary at 6:00 AM.
 
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