Woman pulls a reverse Wilt Chamberlain

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I was 23. By choice though.

I'm actually married to my first too. I wasn't his first, thankfully.

You're probably a dude.

 

[temptresstoo]

You're probably a dude.

Probably.

 

[CorpRebel]

A real friend would have got ole buddy a hooker 20 years ago

Made me think of the movie "The Last Detail" with Jack Nicholson when they got their introvert "prisoner" (Randy Quaid) laid by a hooker (Carol Kane).

That was a GREAT movie!

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

She broke down in tears after 101 men.
How is she going to do 1,000.

Different girl.

 

[Bender]

Different girl.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

@PeoplesChicken's wife been doing this for years

why didn't you tell me this before?

 

[Mofo]

then you have to figure in switching out from one to the next bringing the time down even more. probably 2 quick pumps and on to the next. i wouldn't call that sleeping with anyone. women breaks record leaving 1,057 men unsatisfied. though if you're queuing up with 1K other guys they probably finished each other off.

I suppose if all three holes are in play, it'd be about 30 sets of 3 dicks per hour, or a set every two minutes.

Perhaps some sort of trapeze is in play?

 

[RobBase]

...the old "I have a buddy" line, huh?

He’s lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know him.

 

[RobBase]

A dude that used to be a very good friend of mine growing up didn’t get laid until he was 21. His first piece was a heroin junkie. He fell in love. Dude lost over 10 years to heroin addiction. Had stretches of being clean but would always relapse, just recently he seems to have kicked it for good and turned his life around.

The point is, you wait too long to get laid, you could be going down a dark path. Better to just get the hooker if you’re on the wrong side of 20 and having no luck

I have a buddy who married his HS sweetheart — 20 years and two ex husbands later — and this mfer STILL lives in her shit box house w her, sleeping in the same bedroom w her that 2 other dudes banged his wife in.

Imagine being such a bitch you can’t get yourself out of that situation.

 

[Dolemite censored]

By math, every one of those men is a minute man

Less than a minute man. More like 40 second men. Bitch is lying unless she has video.

 

[RobBase]

Less than a minute man. More like 40 second men.

Maybe she’s just making the whole story up.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Maybe she’s just making the whole story up.

Ya think?

 

[huskers1217]

why didn't you tell me this before?

She told me you were in the closet.

 

[temptresstoo]

Less than a minute man. More like 40 second men. Bitch is lying unless she has video.

Why'd anyone want to watch that??? Imagine the river...

 

[packerzrule]

Her parents must be so proud.

 

[temptresstoo]

I have a buddy who married his HS sweetheart — 20 years and two ex husbands later — and this mfer STILL lives in her shit box house w her, sleeping in the same bedroom w her that 2 other dudes banged his wife in.

Imagine being such a bitch you can’t get yourself out of that situation.

I don't know...that's sort of a really sweet love story. It always finds a way.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Why'd anyone want to watch that???

Because I'm a man.

 

[temptresstoo]

Because I'm a man.

So was Dahmer.

 

[RP-29]

Why'd anyone want to watch that??? Imagine the river...

Imagine sitting in the doctors office a few days later with 1000 other people who all got gonorrhea from the same train.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I have a buddy who married his HS sweetheart — 20 years and two ex husbands later — and this mfer STILL lives in her shit box house w her, sleeping in the same bedroom w her that 2 other dudes banged his wife in.

Imagine being such a bitch you can’t get yourself out of that situation.

I don’t understand. I was pretty happy when I lived alone. Still miss it sometimes