tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[Dolemite censored]

@moxie :

Scientists discover bigger, more venomous species of deadly funnel-web spider, nicknamed "Big Boys"

The deadly 3.54-inch-long spider Atrax christenseni is among the most dangerously venomous spiders for humans.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Inquisitor]

I get to go mule all my sister in law's belongings into her new "fall-off-the-wagon" apartment, in 14 degree weather.

Can you please make sure to tote along the dog and kids? And make sure someone is recording at all times.

Fuck that asshole dog. Her dumbass ain't going nowhere.


It's gonna be some serious bitching and moaning. Possibly a blowout or two. I plan on drinking so that'll help I'm sure.

Sounds like awesome Jerry Springer Show material.

 

[huskers1217]

@Nosferatu creamed over seeing these bets tonight

 

[Tin Man]

I hope that Tennessee beats Georgia.

 

[huskers1217]

@Nosferatu creamed over seeing these bets tonight

@Nosferatu I’m worried now.

 

[huskers1217]

Okay. Feel better

 

[huskers1217]

@Hu War Yu

You want your 30k back?

 

[Nosferatu]

Okay. Feel better

I'm telling ya, it's a winning strategy.

 

[Inquisitor]

I'm telling ya, it's a winning strategy.

 

[Hu War Yu]

@Hu War Yu

You want your 30k back?

Hey, it says 45K...

 

[huskers1217]

Hey, it says 45K...

Interest

Or you can hold it for me because you know I’ll be broke again soon

 

[huskers1217]

Interest

Or you can hold it for me because you know I’ll be broke again soon

Did I do that right? It says I lost $1

Wait. It looks good

 

[Dolemite censored]

Ohio woman accused of killing, eating cat pleads guilty

An Ohio woman accused earlier this year of killing and eating a cat pleaded guilty to animal cruelty Monday, court records show.Allexis Ferrell in August pleade

komonews.com

“She had cat hair on her mouth. As long as I’ve been a policeman, I’ve never had a call where someone has eaten a cat.”

 

[huskers1217]

Ohio woman accused of killing, eating cat pleads guilty

An Ohio woman accused earlier this year of killing and eating a cat pleaded guilty to animal cruelty Monday, court records show.Allexis Ferrell in August pleade

komonews.com

“She had cat hair on her mouth. As long as I’ve been a policeman, I’ve never had a call where someone has eaten a cat.”

 

[huskers1217]

How long would it take me to make 13,000 $1 bets to catch dj

https://hooplanation.com/members/?key=xa_sb_most_wagers

 

[Inquisitor]

How long would it take me to make 13,000 $1 bets to catch dj

https://hooplanation.com/members/?key=xa_sb_most_wagers

Do it and let us know.

 

[steelerssb]

We're talking about ways we can use our core values when dealing with coworkers on the all company

"How can we show respect!" I'm going to fucking kill myself.

 

[Hu War Yu]

We're talking about ways we can use our core values when dealing with coworkers on the all company

"How can we show respect!" I'm going to fucking kill myself.

I don't think you're wired for Millennial Corporate America

Better hit up @beardown07 for how to be self-employed and off the grid

 

[steelerssb]

I don't think you're wired for Millennial Corporate America

Better hit up @beardown07 for how to be self-employed and off the grid

Our "chief people officer" talks to us the way I talk to my 6-year-old niece when she cheats at video games with her sister

 

[steelerssb]

Another reason I want a new job: some of these people we merged with go so overboard with airplane analogies and puns that I'm pretty one of them have tried sneaking into an airport to have sex with one