Friday..... Friday

Wife deposited my check for me on the way to work since I don't like driving the dually through the drive thru and the main bank has been closed for months.
They give her a piece of paper, $200 available now, a few thousand in a week, full balance of check available Nov.24th.

I had no plans on spending any of it and had a decent checking account balance before the deposit, but really

WTF!!!!
They did the same to me, but I was there.

"Uh, did you expect an amount of this sum to be coming to you? Do you know the company?"
 
It was really good.

TBH, not a big fan of beets, but I've had some beers with beet juice before which were great. This drink was really good. That earthiness just works in drinks, I guess
I'm just the opposite. I like beets, but I thought the two beers with beet juice I've had were some of the most disgusting I've ever tasted.

to each their own :beer2:
 
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Toasting bread with my toaster:

First piece... Perfect
Second piece.... Black
Third piece.... Still soft


All on the same setting. POS
we have a toaster oven I use to make my toast, but I watch it like a hawk. I'm very much a goldilocks when it comes to my toast...not too light, not too dark. it has to be just right, or i'll throw it out. pisses off the wife to no end when I do that.
 
They did the same to me, but I was there.

"Uh, did you expect an amount of this sum to be coming to you? Do you know the company?"
My son told me he tried to cash a check at this same bank because he was driving down to Arkansas to buy a tractor. $8000.
Drive through guy says We can't cash a check this large at the window.
Sons says Yeah well the main bank is closed.
Drive through guy says Sorry sir.
Son says OK, I'm leaving here and writing a check for $50,000 and depositing it in another bank if they'll agree to let me keep $8000 of it, I'm sure they will. I'll just close my account here.
Drive through guy begs him to stay, calls manager, immediately counts out $8000.
 
I ate some golden beets and those were good. Regular beets suck.
I really like beets, but the wifey feels like you...hates 'em.

translation: I rarely get to have beets.
 
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Called the testing site


"Sorry, they don't have phones out there, so we can't check"

Fuck.... Well... Crosses fingers
 
Called the testing site


"Sorry, they don't have phones out there, so we can't check"

Fuck.... Well... Crosses fingers
Do you live in Bumfuck?
 
My son told me he tried to cash a check at this same bank because he was driving down to Arkansas to buy a tractor. $8000.
Drive through guy says We can't cash a check this large at the window.
Sons says Yeah well the main bank is closed.
Drive through guy says Sorry sir.
Son says OK, I'm leaving here and writing a check for $50,000 and depositing it in another bank if they'll agree to let me keep $8000 of it, I'm sure they will. I'll just close my account here.
Drive through guy begs him to stay, calls manager, immediately counts out $8000.
I had something similar happen.

I was buying a house and needed a certified check to close. I went to my regular branch and they told me that I couldn't withdrawn that amount of money without writing a check for it.

Slinky: Well, unfortunately, I don't have my checkbook with me and I'm on my way to the closing now.

Teller: I'm sorry, that is the bank's policy.

Slinky: I can close my account and get all the funds today, correct?

Teller: That is correct.

Slinky: You see where I'm going with this?

She called the manager and they gave me the certified check.
 
Friday the 13th in 2020. This is the end.
 
Oh yeah, forgot to mention earlier this week. Twas drinking gin last weekend. Not usually a gin drinker, but they were pretty good. Was gin, beet juice, mint, and lemon

beet juice? WTF

and Gin is delicious

but I discovered I'm not much for martinis
 
I ate some golden beets and those were good. Regular beets suck.
(I was referring to what I left in the toidy the next morning.)
 
(I was referring to what I left in the toidy the next morning.)
Can’t say I’ve had the same experience. But almost everything sends me running to the toilet.
 
Wife deposited my check for me on the way to work since I don't like driving the dually through the drive thru and the main bank has been closed for months.
They give her a piece of paper, $200 available now, a few thousand in a week, full balance of check available Nov.24th.

I had no plans on spending any of it and had a decent checking account balance before the deposit, but really

WTF!!!!
if it's an out of state check, they'll clear slower.

I got screwed in college when I deposited cashiers check. The teller said it would clear in 48 hours or some such. Because it was out of state cashiers check, it cleared in 10 days. It had funds to buy used car

the check car dealer bounced, and since banks run high dollar first, caused several other transactions to bounce, costing a poor college kid ~150 in fees or so. Bank refused to refund any of them

Still bitter
 
Anybody here a sensor engineer?

Space X is looking to hire a new one.

 
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