Thursday There...Just Don't Care

LOL, this thread is kicking the retard's thread's ass.

Ok, gone again.
 
nappyvalley said:
Haha scary when they catch you in a vulnerable state like in a hot tub. I totally wanted to see one, just not there
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When we went up there I told everyone "I just want to see a bear." On our 2nd or 3rd day there, Mr. Kobe and I were walking to the other cabin the rest of the family was staying in....about a mile apart. They were doing construction for the Olympics at the time, so we stopped at this overlook and were watching a construction crew build some shit on a ski hill below us. Turned around and a black bear was standing on a small hill directly behind us....maybe 40-50 yards away. We were at a T in the road, so we had to walk closer to it no matter what direction we went. We decided running was a bad idea, so we slowly walked up the road towards the other cabin because there were more cabins up that direction than going back to where we came from. As soon as we got past it, we picked up the pace, looking for any occupied cabin so we could knock on the door if necessary (but it was the middle of the week and most of the places were vacation homes). The goddamn bear strolled down the hill and started following us up the road, maybe about 30 yards behind us....not chasing us, but strolling at the same pace we were. After what felt like an hour, but was probably 90 seconds, a car came up the road and the bear took off into the woods.

And that was the day that I learned I was willing to sacrifice Mr. Kobe for myself because all I could think was "All you have to do is stay ahead of Mr. Kobe."

(If you want to see bears, you can't miss them up there. They are everywhere. Took a few days to see our first one, but we probably saw them 10 or more times after that.)
 
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Fish said:
LOL, this thread is kicking the retard's thread's ass.

Ok, gone again.
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welcome back minions GIF
 
Panera didn't put my baguette in the bag... Bastards
 
kobesgame said:
When we went up there I told everyone "I just want to see a bear." On our 2nd or 3rd day there, Mr. Kobe and I were walking to the other cabin the rest of the family was staying in....about a mile apart. They were doing construction for the Olympics at the time, so we stopped at this overlook and were watching a construction crew build some shit on a ski hill below us. Turned around and a black bear was standing on a small hill directly behind us....maybe 40-50 yards away. We were at a T in the road, so we had to walk closer to it no matter what direction we went. We decided running was a bad idea, so we slowly walked up the road towards the other cabin because there were more cabins up that direction than going back to where we came from. As soon as we got past it, we picked up the pace, looking for any occupied cabin so we could knock on the door if necessary (but it was the middle of the week and most of the places were vacation homes). The goddamn bear strolled down the hill and started following us up the road, maybe about 30 yards behind us....not chasing us, but strolling at the same pace we were. After what felt like an hour, but was probably 90 seconds, a car came up the road and the bear took off into the woods.

And that was the day that I learned I was willing to sacrifice Mr. Kobe for myself because all I could think was "All you have to do is stay ahead of Mr. Kobe."

(If you want to see bears, you can't miss them up there. They are everywhere. Took a few days to see our first one, but we probably saw them 10 or more times after that.)
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www.theguardian.com

US government issues bear advice: friends don't let friends get eaten

The National Park Service has warned against sacrificing slower friends in a bear attack ‘even if the friendship has run its course’
www.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com

" The US government has now, however, officially advised against the most cowardly option: pushing over a slower friend to save yourself.

The National Park Service has warned against sacrificing another person to an irate bear “even if you think the friendship has run its course” in a rather informal set of recommendations posted on Facebook."
 
RubinRock said:
www.theguardian.com

US government issues bear advice: friends don't let friends get eaten

The National Park Service has warned against sacrificing slower friends in a bear attack ‘even if the friendship has run its course’
www.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com

" The US government has now, however, officially advised against the most cowardly option: pushing over a slower friend to save yourself.

The National Park Service has warned against sacrificing another person to an irate bear “even if you think the friendship has run its course” in a rather informal set of recommendations posted on Facebook."
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2/10

pf plz
 
nappyvalley said:
Haha scary when they catch you in a vulnerable state like in a hot tub. I totally wanted to see one, just not there
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Don't be afraid of bears. Just make yourself as large as possible. Or, was it run away?

I can never remember
 
kobesgame said:
When we went up there I told everyone "I just want to see a bear." On our 2nd or 3rd day there, Mr. Kobe and I were walking to the other cabin the rest of the family was staying in....about a mile apart. They were doing construction for the Olympics at the time, so we stopped at this overlook and were watching a construction crew build some shit on a ski hill below us. Turned around and a black bear was standing on a small hill directly behind us....maybe 40-50 yards away. We were at a T in the road, so we had to walk closer to it no matter what direction we went. We decided running was a bad idea, so we slowly walked up the road towards the other cabin because there were more cabins up that direction than going back to where we came from. As soon as we got past it, we picked up the pace, looking for any occupied cabin so we could knock on the door if necessary (but it was the middle of the week and most of the places were vacation homes). The goddamn bear strolled down the hill and started following us up the road, maybe about 30 yards behind us....not chasing us, but strolling at the same pace we were. After what felt like an hour, but was probably 90 seconds, a car came up the road and the bear took off into the woods.

And that was the day that I learned I was willing to sacrifice Mr. Kobe for myself because all I could think was "All you have to do is stay ahead of Mr. Kobe."

(If you want to see bears, you can't miss them up there. They are everywhere. Took a few days to see our first one, but we probably saw them 10 or more times after that.)
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I can't remember if I shared this story before or not but my Mom and Aunt used to take me to the dump at night and spotlight for bears. Picture a 3-4 year old Chicken in his footy pajamas sitting between his Aunt and Mom in the front seat of a pick up truck shining a spotlight on hungry bears.

olivia de havilland wtf GIF
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Don't be afraid of bears. Just make yourself a large as possible. Or, was it run away?

I can never remember
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I think its run away from bears. Slap a bearcat in the face
 
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Just heard from a buddy that all of the State Championship games have moved from Columbus this weekend because of the stay at home order for Franklin Co. One of the teams is going to get to play for the state championship on their home field.

That seems right
 
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