Thursday There...Just Don't Care

Fairly certain it wouldn't be me scaring hippie off.... I'm pretty much known for trolling DJ's dumbass.
talking racism is what spooked him (no pun intended)
 
talking racism is what spooked him (no pun intended)
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I'm gonna go grab lunch, but will report back what I've filled my belly with.


In the meantime, I hope the next time you piss @gobucks0409 , it feels like you're birthing a cactus through your penis.
 
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When we went up there I told everyone "I just want to see a bear." On our 2nd or 3rd day there, Mr. Kobe and I were walking to the other cabin the rest of the family was staying in....about a mile apart. They were doing construction for the Olympics at the time, so we stopped at this overlook and were watching a construction crew build some shit on a ski hill below us. Turned around and a black bear was standing on a small hill directly behind us....maybe 40-50 yards away. We were at a T in the road, so we had to walk closer to it no matter what direction we went. We decided running was a bad idea, so we slowly walked up the road towards the other cabin because there were more cabins up that direction than going back to where we came from. As soon as we got past it, we picked up the pace, looking for any occupied cabin so we could knock on the door if necessary (but it was the middle of the week and most of the places were vacation homes). The goddamn bear strolled down the hill and started following us up the road, maybe about 30 yards behind us....not chasing us, but strolling at the same pace we were. After what felt like an hour, but was probably 90 seconds, a car came up the road and the bear took off into the woods.

And that was the day that I learned I was willing to sacrifice Mr. Kobe for myself because all I could think was "All you have to do is stay ahead of Mr. Kobe."

(If you want to see bears, you can't miss them up there. They are everywhere. Took a few days to see our first one, but we probably saw them 10 or more times after that.)
Did you ever confess that to him??

From what I understand black bears are so skittish toward humans that you're actually supposed to make loud noises or even throw shit at them to make them run off... not that I'm exactly prepared to try that
 
That sounds like a great idea. Big panoramic windows over looking the woods. Come watch the bears and have some brews
there was a bar in Portland that had a plexiglass floor where you could watch sea lions under the bar. That was pretty fucking cool.
 
there was a bar in Portland that had a plexiglass floor where you could watch sea lions under the bar. That was pretty fucking cool.
I would definitely like that
 
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