tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Win TWINS!!!]

That fucker is drunk with power on here. I bet in real life he's a 3 foot midget.

3.14 to be exact

 

[gobigred]

That fucker is drunk with power on here. I bet in real life he's a 3 foot midget.

Sorry I don’t look like one of your fat girlfriends. Quit projecting again.

 

[huskers1217]

Damnit why didn’t you tell me I was you ? I would have locked @tabascojet out of Bookie long time ago.

@HammerDown is also that huskers1217 guy. found a way to secretly view meatspin without people knowing....

 

[gobigred]

3.14 to be exact

Quit getting me all excited. I’m trying to work over here

 

[Dolemite censored]

Sorry I don’t look like one of your fat girlfriends. Quit projecting again.

I don't do fat chicks, period. I missed that memo while growing up.

 

[Camfantasy]

I work with almost all wimmenz and we talk about each other's genitals at work.

 

[Inquisitor]

Quit getting me all excited. I’m trying to work over here

You've become quite the expert in triggernometry.

 

[HammerDown]

Just because he likes a nice tweed jacket with leather elbow patches, doesn't make him bi.
We have some training we're going to need you to attend.

When we were at the liquor store the guy wouldn't sell Hu the six-pack of banana creme pie porter without admitting he was at least bi.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I work with almost all wimmenz and we talk about each other's genitals at work.

For you, that's a short subject.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Wait, what? You're married and still get sex?

Bout once a month, yeah.

Ugh. Gross.

What? You don't like sex with women?

 

[Hu War Yu]

3.14 to be exact

Rated "pie"

Well, cake...

 

[Dolemite censored]

You've become quite the expert in triggernometry.

That's a good sine.

 

[Hu War Yu]

When we were at the liquor store the guy wouldn't sell Hu the six-pack of banana creme pie porter without admitting he was at least bi.

Hey, that stuff was GOOD, way better than that Alize crap you wanted to get instead

 

[Hu War Yu]

For you, that's a short subject.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@gobigred hates me because secant stand my puns.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I work with almost all wimmenz and we talk about each other's genitals at work.

Something about hospital folks.

When I worked in psychiatric, it was THEE most unprofessional workplace ever, in terms of how employees treated each other. They were totally appropriate with the clients, at least.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@gobigred hates me because secant stand my puns.

I wish he'd treat me fair and square...

 

[moxie]

I hate when people do math with words. Math already owns numbers, it should stay in its lane.

 

[huskers1217]

I don't do fat chicks, period. I missed that memo while growing up.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Something about hospital folks.

When I worked in psychiatric, it was THEE most unprofessional workplace ever, in terms of how employees treated each other. They were totally appropriate with the clients, at least.

You never worked in a bar/restaurant?!?!