Finally Fri..... Tuesday

Deer diary:

So John Madden was afraid of flying, which is why he never did commentary for the Pro Bowl.

But wut if he were to have taken a boat to the game?

With that:

How wud u rather die? In a plane crash or on a life boat in the middle of the ocean after your cruise ship sinks?
is this a new bit?
 
Deer diary:

So John Madden was afraid of flying, which is why he never did commentary for the Pro Bowl.

But wut if he were to have taken a boat to the game?

With that:

How wud u rather die? In a plane crash or on a life boat in the middle of the ocean after your cruise ship sinks?
Crash, easily
 
Finished 2nd in NFL pick'ems.....getting 3k Hoopla cash. @RubinRock placed 3rd and getting 1k. Congrats Rock.
 
stopping off to check out a kayak in Annapolis on my drive to NJ tomorrow morning, pretty sure I am going to get it. Will likely pick it back up on my drive home from Thanksgiving, but need to solve a little problem first

it's 16 ft long, so I will need to have a roof rack set up. I have a bed extender that I can flip to be the back side, but will need to get a modified sort of thing to put on top of the cab...

I think one of these will work, right?

 
Celebrated 11 years post transplant yesterday. If you aren’t yet on the donor transplant list please consider it.

 
Celebrated 11 years post transplant yesterday. If you aren’t yet on the donor transplant list please consider it.

I transplant my semen into your wifey....










(No seriously... congrats)
 
Sounds racist
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the Gov in MD went pretty full gestapo last night saying that police will be out to get drunk drivers on Thanksgiving Eve, but also cracking down on parties and get togethers of college kids and whatnot. The police are aligned and everything.
 
the Gov in MD went pretty full gestapo last night saying that police will be out to get drunk drivers on Thanksgiving Eve, but also cracking down on parties and get togethers of college kids and whatnot. The police are aligned and everything.
sorry homer simpson GIF
 
the Gov in MD went pretty full gestapo last night saying that police will be out to get drunk drivers on Thanksgiving Eve, but also cracking down on parties and get togethers of college kids and whatnot. The police are aligned and everything.

About 14 years ago I left a bar with my gf (future wife) on the night before TGiving and took a right at a red light that apparently had a no turn on right sign I didn’t see. Got lit up immediately. I had just sparked a fatty. Thought I was dead meat. The cop asked me if I saw that no turn sign. I told him I didn’t and he says “drive safe” and that was it.

To this day I’m positive he let me go because when I get pulled over I immediately roll all my windows down and put my hands on the wheel w my palms open.

He cut me a huge break. Make a cop feel comfortable approaching your car and it might work in your favor.
 
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