hey dipshits, it's Wednesday

SlinkyRedfoot said:
So, I should only consult with you and YouTube. Great.
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SlinkyRedfoot said:
Yeah, I've seen you're down on trainers, but I'll tell you, I started with this guy three years ago and I'd never really worked out before. If it weren't for his instruction, I'd be pretty lost with what to do at home with some dumbbells and an exercise ball. In that time, I've probably only had a 15-20 sessions with him, but he's taught me a lot and I appreciate him.
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Bro, I’m a certified trainer with years of mileage. A good trainer teaches you what you need to know then sends you on your way. 3 years with him and he’s just taking your money.
 
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RobBase said:
Gross.

This is why I stress physical fitness/sports. People who truly care about their bodies don’t dab, or vape or sniff glue etc...I think depressed bored people do that shit.
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That's not entirely true. I care about my body, but I also care about my head. I workout three times a week and I'm pretty maniacal about my diet, but I also pollute myself pretty good 3-4 times a week. I don't dab, or vape or sniff glue, but I can kill a bottle of bourbon like it fucked my grandma.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
That's not entirely true. I care about my body, but I also care about my head. I workout three times a week and I'm pretty maniacal about my diet, but I also pollute myself pretty good 3-4 times a week. I don't dab, or vape or sniff glue, but I can kill a bottle of bourbon like it fucked my grandma.
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A lot of people drink a lot of calories from booze.
 
RobBase said:
Bro, I’m a certified trainer with years of mileage. A good trainer teaches you what you need to know then sends you on your way. 3 years with him and he’s just taking your money.
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That's exactly what he does. My sessions with him are when I request them because I want to change things up.

I said fifteen to twenty sessions. Over three years. I work out 3 times a week. That's approximately 460 workouts over three years. So I've "been with him" for about 4% of that.

Settle your tits, beefcake.
 
RobBase said:
Bro, I’m a certified trainer with years of mileage. A good trainer teaches you what you need to know then sends you on your way. 3 years with him and he’s just taking your money.
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Correct answer.

They are the chiropractors of the fitness industry.

Worst part of going to the gym routinely, was seeing trainers, with the same people, essentially "supervising" the same routine every week.

"I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE!!!"
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
So, I should only consult with you and YouTube. Great.
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No. You should take what you’ve learned from your boyfriend (let’s be honest) and begin self educating yourself like a normal person.

Anybody can learn anything they want using YouTube (the internet in general) if they know how to self teach (which is what college teaches is all to do).
 
RobBase said:
No. You should take what you’ve learned from your boyfriend (let’s be honest) and begin self educating yourself like a normal person.

Anybody can learn anything they want using YouTube (the internet in general) if they know how to self teach (which is what college teaches is all to do).
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ill said:
is it?

I don't know any, really.

but then again, maybe he doesn't care.
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you either die the dab guy, or you live long enough to see yourself become the bad guy.
 
ITT: Dude. I'm a certified trainer, and we're completely worthless.

Dios mio. At this point, I think I'd rather deal with @ill not understanding the things going on around him.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I've been thinking of trying some creatine.

Is there a reason not to?

@RobBase @Flavortown Tebow
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I used to use it in the mornings when I made a pre-workout drink. I don't do that in the evenings, though, so I've been off it since covid. Not sure if I've noticed a difference, really.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
ITT: Dude. I'm a certified trainer, and we're completely worthless.

Dios mio. At this point, I think I'd rather deal with @ill not understanding the things going on around him.
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I am well aware of my surroundings, thank you very much.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Every time I hear stories like this, or see my neighbors walking their dogs and picking up shit -- particularly in bad weather -- I am SO glad I don't have a dog any more.

RIP, Fido. You were such a good dog, I won't replace you.
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You know what pisses me off? We have to pick up our dog shit when out on a walk, but all the fuckers that own horses in the area get to let their horses shit on the street and don’t ever pick it up.
 
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