hey dipshits, it's Wednesday

kobesgame said:
There are lots of people that bike on this narrow highway I drive on everyday. Makes me nervous as hell. No shoulder and the speed limit is 55 with lots of blind turns during corn growing season.

All it takes is me glancing in the rear view to see what my kids are doing and....splat.
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I was walking my dog through my neighborhood with a speed limit of 25 and this fucker on a bike came in absolutely flying by. I was hoping he'd wreck.

your people are assholes, Roy
 
ill said:
I was walking my dog through my neighborhood with a speed limit of 25 and this fucker on a bike came in absolutely flying by. I was hoping he'd wreck.

you're people are assholes, Roy
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Guy Incognito said:
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2/10 PF please GTFO
 
I get all the exercise I need from pushing the buttons on the remote and the sex with the woman.
 
The snowstorm the other day lasted 30 minutes.....going to be a minor Winter like last year and next year will be in a different state by the start of the summer.
 
ill said:
I've seen some dudes on road bikes absolutely booking it and I'm like. "all it takes is one idiot driver and that biker is ded"
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There's a few bike paths near me that I do most of my riding on (or rather, did, the last two years were kinda tough on how much we rode bikes, with the miscarriage and then Little Guy). I'm fairly comfortable with riding the one mile of street between my house and the one trailhead to do the 12-mile round-trip, but I still haven't taken the plunge to go further up the trail. Current connect involves crossing two very busy local highways. May try it sometime on my own, but right now my bike rides are all being done with the family in tow.
 
olympicoscar said:
Good morning good people. So the NFL week finally ends today starting at 3:45 PM. Very weird time in the middle of the week. Prior commitments made it impossible for it to be a night game.

Every morning I click on ESPN and hope that Ohio State hasn't been canceled for Saturday. So far so good. Still, I feel like Charlie Brown waiting for Lucy to pull the football away at the last second.

Spammers have been quiet this week. I think they're in training for Covid shots' fraud.

Thought for the day: I came, I saw, I made it awkward.
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Hey, Oscar.
 
RobBase said:
The irony from the 165 lb guy with a male trainer for 3 years is almost too much.

It’s like the morbidly obese salesman at my GNC telling me which supplements to take.
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I take a multivitamin and wheat grass......considering fish oil but the woman says it leaks from your pores after taking it for a while.
 
DJRox said:
I get all the exercise I need from pushing the buttons on the remote and the sex with the woman.
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Oh Mookie baby!!!!!!
 
DJRox said:
I take a multivitamin and wheat grass......considering fish oil but the woman says it leaks from your pores after taking it for a while.
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multi, Vitamin C, and Iron supplement here.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Speaking of eggs, this morning I noticed that Mrs Redfoot started her monthly cycle.

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yea, I'm doing laundry this morning too...

I think it might be time for flannel sheets on the bed.
 
ill said:
yea, I'm doing laundry this morning too...

I think it might be time for flannel sheets on the bed.
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Oh, you nasty!

I saw a tampon wrapper in the trashcan. I suppose she might have soaked it in vodka and stuffed it up her ass, but that seems more like something I'd do.
 
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