hey dipshits, it's Wednesday

SlinkyRedfoot said:
Oh, you nasty!

I saw a tampon wrapper in the trashcan. I suppose she might have soaked it in vodka and stuffed it up her ass, but that seems more like something I'd do.
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yore married to a Millennial?
 
Dec 16th the woman is having her female stuff taken out....she is happy about this event.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
That's not a homophone, dope.
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Something strange going on here. I'm looking at the weather forecast on weather.com, I cough and this ad immediately appears:

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SlinkyRedfoot said:
This is remarkable! I mean, I was aware that you came to get down, but I never knew you were stupid!
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How many packs of smokes do you go through in a week?
 
I probably should add vitamin C and iron to the supplement regime.
 
Thanks Dom.
 
Fish said:
Thanks Dom.
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Speaking of, Ham has started into watching America's Got Talent. Was walking through the living room the other day, and the contestant was a midget acrobat.
 
ill said:
I was walking my dog through my neighborhood with a speed limit of 25 and this fucker on a bike came in absolutely flying by. I was hoping he'd wreck.

your people are assholes, Roy
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Over 25 on a bike is pretty fucking fast....
 
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