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[PeoplesChicken]

@Bender @Flavortown Tebow
If a man walks through the woods wearing slippers. Falls, knocks over a tree and no one hears it.

Was he wearing shoes?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

No, it is not

 

[MTVike]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Stop it.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

@Bender @stakesarehigh
It is said that a journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. What if that step is in crocs?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Is a wrap a sandwich?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I think I may have injured Bender

 

[Bender]

So are slides and flipflops shoes?

slides are most definately not shoes



a flip flopper might be considered a heel to some, but not a shoe.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Is a wrap a sandwich?

Nope, we have a 2006 ruling in Assachusetts that affirms that wraps, burritos, and the like are not sammiches.

 

[Bender]

@Bender @Flavortown Tebow
If a man walks through the woods wearing slippers. Falls, knocks over a tree and no one hears it.

Was he wearing shoes?

is this a trick question?

you said he was wearing slippers. though by your example, you may have meant slippery shoes.

 

[Bender]

@Bender @stakesarehigh
It is said that a journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. What if that step is in crocs?

if the step is into crocodiles, i don't think the journey is going to be completed.

 

[stakesarehigh]

@Bender @stakesarehigh
It is said that a journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. What if that step is in crocs?

Not off on the right foot

 

[stakesarehigh]

@Bender @Flavortown Tebow
If a man walks through the woods wearing slippers. Falls, knocks over a tree and no one hears it.

Was he wearing shoes?

I thought we agreed slippers were in fact not shoes.

But what does it say about a man who only wears shoes to walk to the mailbox

Is he living a full life

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

wasnt this same thread the day that ill ran hippie off?

too soon chicken. too soon.

 

[stakesarehigh]

wasnt this same thread the day that ill ran hippie off?

too soon chicken. too soon.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I thought we agreed slippers were in fact not shoes.

But what does it say about a man who only wears shoes to walk to the mailbox

Is he living a full life

He is most certainly not

 

[PeoplesChicken]

is this a trick question?

you said he was wearing slippers. though by your example, you may have meant slippery shoes.

No he was wearing slippers. Like the kind you slip on for a cold morning when you rise.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

wasnt this same thread the day that ill ran hippie off?

too soon chicken. too soon.

You are a racist

 

[kobesgame]

project that was started too early.

more like vacation time is starting early. minus having to potentially close out a few procedures so it can be officially terminated in the system.

I read that like you had been told you were projected to get laid off.

Glad to hear it’s just vacation starting early.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Is a wrap a sandwich?

Is it a seaweed wrap, or a flour wrap?

Asking for @gobucks0409.

 

[Bender]

No he was wearing slippers. Like the kind you slip on for a cold morning when you rise.

you mean a slicker?