tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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trojanfan12 said:
Take her back and get a real dog. Or hell, an average size rat would be bigger and might fit in to those jammies.
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i'mma catch one of these bitch ass squirrels to wear it. then hope the dog gets jelly and kills it. And his fambly will then know to stop fucking wiff me otherwise, my vicious dog will make an example of you.
 
of course, she just pissed on the tree skirt so I might kill her myself.
 
y'all ever have one of these Fruit Twister popsicles? Looks like a box of oversized tampons when you open it.
 
cat kitten GIF by ASPCA
 
Good morning... trees are lit, just need to finish putting on the decorations. I have just under 1,000 on the colorful tree and 1,200 on the white one. I wish the LED lights came in longer strands but for some reason, I have a shit ton of boxes of 60 and a couple of 100/150. What i really want is those super sparkly ones on the fake trees. But I suppose I'd have to get a fake tree :sigh:

Seventeen more days until Christmas!!

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Damn! How long did it take to put all those on?

Heebus, Jeebus.
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Not sure... I remember looking at the clock when I started the second one to see how long it took, but then forgot to check the time when I was done. Plus, I ran out for more while I was doing the colorful one. Target & Lowe's were wiped out but I found a wheel of 300 at Home Depot. :yes:




I won't tell you how much they were though :heh:
 
I had an alignment call yesterday with a few admins, trying to book a meeting this week.

Me: Big Boss is OOO through Thursday, so if you need him, it will have to be next week.
Them: Our bosses can do Thursday. Can Big Boss?
Me: Big Boss is OOO through Thursday, so if you need him, it will have to be next week.
Them: How about on Friday?
Me: He's booked all day.
Them: How about Wednesday?
Me: Big Boss is OOO through Thursday, so if you need him, it will have to be next week.
Them: How about early on Thursday?
Me: Big Boss is OOO through Thursday, so if you need him, it will have to be next week.
Them: Umm...okay, we'll book it for Thursday.

Today
Organizer: Can we meet today to get 30 minutes on the calendar with your boss and my boss before Thursday's meeting?

And people wonder why I drink. :doh:
 
moxie said:
i'mma catch one of these bitch ass squirrels to wear it. then hope the dog gets jelly and kills it. And his fambly will then know to stop fucking wiff me otherwise, my vicious dog will make an example of you.
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You need to put the corpse on a pike like we do with coyotes. Let dem beches know what the consequences are Vlad the Impaler-style.
 
Bjorn the Destroyer of his own knees had his second surgery. Picked him up this morning. He is retarded on drugs right now. :heh:
And clearly in pain.:sad2:
 
BigRedMoe said:
Bjorn the Destroyer of his own knees had his second surgery. Picked him up this morning. He is retarded on drugs right now. :heh:
And clearly in pain.:sad2:
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Damn dude. That dog's been through some shit already.
 
beardown07 said:
Damn dude. That dog's been through some shit already.
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He's a tough fucker. When we took him to the surgeon yesterday he was all excited to see the staff again..... he did not realize what he was in for.
SOB nearly wagged his legs out from under him when he saw Wifey and I this morning to pick him up. Tried to crawl his 110 pound ass into my lap.
 
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