Alternative Monday Morning

Earl Haffler · Dec 21, 2020

@Flavortown Tebow while it was nice of you to give me a reward for my comments it doesn't really mean anything to my form of currency. Why don't you take action and make some change instead?

Earl Haffler · Dec 21, 2020

iII said:
Bad news. Volleyball is cancelled tonight.

Is this a sex act?

iII · Dec 21, 2020

Got a call from my sister. Might be getting back together.

:yes:

ill · Dec 21, 2020

iII said:
Bad news. Volleyball is cancelled tonight.

see, now this is a good one!

I appreciate the tribute

Jean · Dec 21, 2020

Space Anus said:
There it is again, Ill being targeted. Does he receive compensation for this?

Targeted with love and acceptance? I don't see what you mean.

iII · Dec 21, 2020

Space Anus said:
Is this a sex act?

Its part of my rehabilitation back into society after “the incident”.

Jean · Dec 21, 2020

iII said:
Got a call from my sister. Might be getting back together.

Oh... I dont accept that sort of thing at all. Best you stay in the closet.

Earl Haffler · Dec 21, 2020

iII said:
Got a call from my sister. Might be getting back together.

You have an estranged relationship with your sister? Was it physical?

Fish · Dec 21, 2020

iII said:
Got a call from my sister. Might be getting back together.

Is this a sex act?

Earl Haffler · Dec 21, 2020

iII said:
Its part of my rehabilitation back into society after “the incident”.

Can you share some more details?

Earl Haffler · Dec 21, 2020

Fish said:
Is this a sex act?

I asked this question almost verbatim

Earl Haffler · Dec 21, 2020

Jean said:
Oh... I dont accept that sort of thing at all. Best you stay in the closet.

You should exercise some patience and understanding. I am told that humans are constantly questioning and transitioning to another gender

iII · Dec 21, 2020

Space Anus said:
You have an estranged relationship with your sister? Was it physical?

Mother says I deserve the beatings.

iII · Dec 21, 2020

Space Anus said:
Can you share some more details?

I only know what mother tells me. But the scar is NSFW.

Earl Haffler · Dec 21, 2020

iII said:
Mother says I deserve the beatings.

That is her interpretation

iII · Dec 21, 2020

Jean said:
Oh... I dont accept that sort of thing at all. Best you stay in the closet.

Love is love.

Earl Haffler · Dec 21, 2020

iII said:
Mother says I deserve the beatings.

What are your political leanings?

kobesgame · Dec 21, 2020

Space Anus said:
Perhaps your skills at navigating are eroding. Do you consume a lot of alcohol?

None.

Earl Haffler · Dec 21, 2020

kobesgame said:
None.

Oh, that is disappointing. We were hoping for a logical explanation. I am sorry

iII · Dec 21, 2020

Space Anus said:
That is her interpretation

It’s not wise to question Mother.