Fine, it's Friday

[PeoplesChicken]

Well, I'll defer to the expert, then.

*Crosses goat off the list*

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Because it's common knowledge that @DJ likes BLACK things in his ass.

OMG!!!!!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

maybe my doctor really likes my butthole

How could he not? It's so tight. And warm.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

How could he not? It's so tight. And warm.

like a calzone

 

[ill]

like a calzone

damn...

I could go for a calzone...

 

[Me]

damn...

I could go for a calzone...

Tracks

 

[ill]

Tracks

#DryJanuary

 

[RoyMunson]

How could he not? It's so tight. And warm.

like a calzone

Hot Pocket...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

like a calzone

YIKES! You gotta make sure you give those time to cool down inside. I still have a callous on the side of my schvanz from the last time.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hot Pocket...

Oh, HELL NO! That's like sticking your dick into a molten lava pastry.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Because it's common knowledge that @DJ likes BLACK things in his ass.

Uh....no.

 

[DJ Fieri]

noted

He is a liar.

 

[RoyMunson]

Oh, HELL NO! That's like sticking your dick into a molten lava pastry.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Oh, HELL NO! That's like sticking your dick into a molten lava pastry.

Ground beef is different?

 

[Me]

Hot Pocket...

With glass and plastic inside?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ground beef is different?

No, it's the exact same thing. In fact, next time you want burgers, just go to the store and grab some buns and hot pockets.

 

[RoyMunson]

With glass and plastic inside?

in melted form...

 

[RoyMunson]

No, it's the exact same thing. In fact, next time you want burgers, just go to the store and grab some buns and hot pockets.

don't forget to wrap it in bacon, then fry it.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I had a mixed field greens salad with light balsamic, grilled chicken breast and an apple.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Because it's common knowledge that @DJ likes BLACK things in his ass.

You cant prove that.