Opposite day Monday

Haha, that almost feels weird
I mean, Elliot had a nice shut out after the Sabres beat up on us the first night.

I like this 2 game series set up in the NHL and NBA right now
 
I was going to go with either a gray or a blue pair, but then I saw these, and they match my bag... Couldn't pass it up.

IDK.... Just assumed
I was going to ask if they matched you bag.

mickey mouse smh GIF by ABC Network
 

my biggest problem with white golf shoes is they are white for like 5 fucking minutes.
White shirts as well. In fact, carrying your bag to the clubhouse will leave a mark.
 
you bought shoes because they matched your bag?

how very womanly of you...
I accidentally bought a woman's bag...because I didn't know there was such a thing as women's and men's bags.

but then I found the lipstick holder...
 
I don't eat cold cereal. Never have.
 
I accidentally bought a woman's bag...because I didn't know there was such a thing as women's and men's bags.

but then I found the lipstick holder...

That's actually a vibrator holder
 
I was going to ask if they matched you bag.

mickey mouse smh GIF by ABC Network
Well... My bag is right behind them, so clearly they do. Hence my post on the other board about being America AF on the course.
you bought shoes because they matched your bag?

how very womanly of you...
Commie
 
I don't eat cold cereal. Never have.
I remember eating Wheaties as a kid and learning about my sports heroes on the front of the box.

Now, those were disgusting when soaked with milk.
 
I remember eating Wheaties as a kid and learning about my sports heroes on the front of the box.

Now, those were disgusting when soaked with milk.

Wheaties soggy were fucking yummy.

Before #BigWheat made wheat poison
 
My office is by far the coldest fucking room in this house
 
I remember eating Wheaties as a kid and learning about my sports heroes on the front of the box.

Now, those were disgusting when soaked with milk.

The key is the minimal amount of milk to cereal ratio for an appropriate crunch factor.
 
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