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I took my pup out this morning, and had to carry her back in.

My sons dog is a damn sissy. He went to the back door to be let out. I open it, he sticks his nose out, then decided he doesn't want out anymore.

It was like 43 degrees.

I had already been out to get the paper in basketball shorts, a t-shirt and flip flops. lol
 
My sons dog is a damn sissy. He went to the back door to be let out. I open it, he sticks his nose out, then decided he doesn't want out anymore.

It was like 43 degrees.

I had already been out to get the paper in basketball shorts, a t-shirt and flip flops. lol
43?!? I'd be sweating. :biggrin:
 
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That’s just silly. I can’t even with you. It’s 45 and I think that might be too cold for me to take the dog on a real walk this morning. Might just have to pee in the neighbor’s common area and wait until noon.

Wait.
So, which one of you is peeing in the neighbor's common area, you or Izzy ...

Or both?
 
Wait.
So, which one of you is peeing in the neighbor's common area, you or Izzy ...

Or both?
lulz...She's training me. I am Pavlov's dog :shocked:
When I go to take her out, I start the ol' song & dance, "Wanna go outside?! Wanna go peepee?! Wannago, wannago, wannago?! Huh, monkeyface?! You wanna go 'side & go peepees??! Let's get yer stuff & go 'side, go peepees." And sure as the day is long, I get her harness & leash and all of a sudden, I feel like I have to pee. So I go. Then I get her ready to go outside. We're walking around for a few minutes for her to find a good spot, she squats (and that part always makes me laugh because she's like a tripod when she does it, just tippy-tapping one hind foot to keep her upright :laugh: )and as soon as she starts to go, I feel like I have to go!
 
lulz...She's training me. I am Pavlov's dog :shocked:
When I go to take her out, I start the ol' song & dance, "Wanna go outside?! Wanna go peepee?! Wannago, wannago, wannago?! Huh, monkeyface?! You wanna go 'side & go peepees??! Let's get yer stuff & go 'side, go peepees." And sure as the day is long, I get her harness & leash and all of a sudden, I feel like I have to pee. So I go. Then I get her ready to go outside. We're walking around for a few minutes for her to find a good spot, she squats (and that part always makes me laugh because she's like a tripod when she does it, just tippy-tapping one hind foot to keep her upright :laugh: )and as soon as she starts to go, I feel like I have to go!

In other words, while Izzy is currently the one peeing in the neighbor's common area, there's a distinct possibility you will be joining her at some point in the future. :)
 
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