Happy Slave Owning White Guy Monday

[RubinRock]

you've returned because I returned!

I returned for these moments:

if they really love you, they don't want you to do stuff that you could do with a dude

 

[ill]

Speaking of cousins and butt stuff

Cousins are for practice.

speaking of which I just finished the latest season of Big Mouth

what a great show.

 

[RubinRock]

speaking of which I just finished the latest season of Big Mouth

what a great show.

I finished season 1. Absolutely gold

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

*Vortex* but yet... You spray

at women?

yea

 

[Fish]

I just call my cousin’s spouses my cousin’s as well. No one cares if they are a cousin or a cousin’s spouse. Although you could just say my cousin’s husband.

I call them strangers when I call them, which is never.

 

[douggie]

You're as old as Roger Maris?

 

[Fish]

Gotcha. I don't know much about that condition, I was just assuming it was in the family of acid reflux?

It's like you getting gravel in your gizzard.

 

[Fish]

I asked semi-jokingly and she said sure.

I don't really know if I am into it or not...but why not if the option is there?

and yes, that would be an option as well

Oh no doubt you're into it. You just haven't tried it while being the giver instead of the taker.

 

[Guy Incognito]

if they really love you, they don't want you to do stuff that you could do with a dude

ITT: no beejers or handies for @Flavortown Tebow

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

ITT: no beejers or handies for @Flavortown Tebow

A handy?

Jesus christ. Adults do that?

 

[ill]

A handy?

Jesus christ. Adults do that?

they are underrated

 

[Guy Incognito]

A handy?

Jesus christ. Adults do that?

I mean, it's not top of the list, but it's better than rubbing one out on your own.

 

[Me]

I mean, it's not top of the list, but it's better than rubbing one out on your own.

Well....a handy by itself isn't getting there.


But I've never got one that didn't lead to more

 

[ill]

Well....a handy by itself isn't getting there.


But I've never got one that didn't lead to more

the Big Mouth episode where they are talking about hand stuff and the British guy's penis had a Long Island accent...man, I was dying.

"His penis sounded like Ray Romano"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

cement?

FLOUR

 

[PeoplesChicken]

A handy?

Jesus christ. Adults do that?

Oh yea, just like some pay taxes

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I mean, it's not top of the list, but it's better than rubbing one out on your own.

A broad who doesn't accept the D?

 

[ill]

A broad who doesn't accept the D?

they accept the D with open palms

 

[Me]

Is someone in hocking county napping or do they got some super plows?

 

[Guy Incognito]

A broad who doesn't accept the D?

On what planet does touching it = not accepting it?