Happy Slave Owning White Guy Monday

ill said:
I don't know any girls who would rub their hands on dog shit like that...
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You don't know any girls except for your donor uterus.
 
Sheriff Matt Dillon to Bad Guy: "You know Rollins, if I was worried about dyin', I'd have quit this job long ago."
 
ill said:
Stupid?

No.

Lonely?

No.
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stakesarehigh said:
People like a redemption story. And by accounts he's mellowed and become more humble (comparatively to old tiger) as the trials of having such a taxing swing have wrecked his body and caused a drug addiction he's had to overcome. Most people would have given up and sat on their massive fortune. But he is still pushing himself. It's admirable for someone who has nothing to prove to do so anyway.
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No, he's still a dick.
 
ill said:
So you never answered me.

Are you currently drunk?
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I'm never drunk and you're always a pathetic little internet liar that tells tall tales about his career/nonexistent love life/athletic hobbies and couldn't get laid in a women's prison.

Might be time for you to PM your queerboy BFF's for some lame ass back up. You desperately need it.
 
MTVike said:
Sheriff Matt Dillon to Bad Guy: "You know Rollins, if I was worried about dyin', I'd have quit this job long ago."
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Looking Around GIF by Kim's Convenience
 
Rex Racer said:
I'm never drunk and you're always a pathetic little internet liar that tells tall tales about his career/nonexistent love life/athletic hobbies and couldn't get laid in a women's prison.

Might be time for you to PM your queerboy BFF's for some lame ass back up. You desperately need it.
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I think I'm doing alright tonight, but I appreciate your concern.

You came in here looking for a fight. I'm just sitting home with my fake dog drinking some wine and reading.
 
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Bender said:
meh, it was alright. not much memorable about it.
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I enjoyed learning about Vegas coming into its own.

Plus, Annette Benning was in her prime.
 
ill said:
I think I'm doing alright tonight, but I appreciate your concern.

You came in here looking for a fight. I'm just sitting home with my fake dog drinking some wine and reading.
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"Reading Craigslist taxicab confessions "
 
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